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Atila, your arrogance knows no bounds.

I wouldn't be so stupid and pompous enough to suggest it was.

"The home of football." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc etc.

You calling me a bully? Right Sean. Outside NOW!

The current Spanish team take their template from FC Barcelona so the answer is probably yes.

You won't feel a thing.

I've been seriously thinking of getting one of those.

That can be arranged.

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air. "Hold on a minute," said the Pope, "You cant do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church." "This is my lottery win," said the photographer, "I'll be financially secure for life with these photos." So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of ?2,000,000. The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper. Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, "That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much it cost you?" Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ...."Two million Pounds." "TWO MILLION Pounds!" Replied the housekeeper, "they must have seen you coming"!

Alas poor Mockney you are a Madridsta are you not?

I love watching Barcelona so I'm Gutted I missed it. I'll have to make do with the highlights and goals on You Tube. Damn!

Reaching for my work pass card instead of keys to open my front door.

I agree Mac. Liverpool certainly had their chances to win it. I was at the game and I thought they played well. Torres is still lacking that extra yard in his head to be back 100-per-cent. I'm sure it won't be long before that happens and I hope so for Liverpool's sake but they still need another top class striker to play alongside him.

No but it was good to see Allardyce's long ball merchants get the thorough thrashing they deserve week in week out for playing that stone age shit. And Berbatov was superb. I enjoyed watching that.

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thats 8 days Mark. > > And trust me - these days, beating Liverpool is > nothing to brag about. Especially when the ref was > your 12th man. Eight Days A Week was a fine Lennon & McCartney hit but not as good as Lennon's last minute hit yesterday. As for accusations of referee bias I've never seen a Liverpool side commit so many fouls for a long long time and all your bookings were deserved. In fact there was one particularly nasty foul on Gareth Bale that I thought deserved a red card. Liverpool played well yesterday and you had enough chances to win the game but didn't take them. Maxi's miss just before half-time would have really made hard for us to come back from but overall I thought Spurs edged it and deserved to win. So, one-nil and you fucked it up.

Really? I'd rather drink my own piss than watch Strictly X Celebrity Dancing Factor. I can't believe a pub shows that rubbish.

You've got to be joking? I would have thought one of the main reasons for going out on a Saturday night is to avoid the crap on the telly. What a load of shit.

My sound system.

What a great week for Tottenham Hotspur. Winning away at Arsenal last Saturday, qualifying for the last 16 of the Champions League on Wednesday and on Sunday beating Liverpool at the Lane. Marvellous.

The London Eye.

Same message recycled. Get the album. It's good.

A bottle of Margaux, a speedball and a blowjob.

What Quids said. Just had my ticket confirmed for Sunday's game against Liverpool. I know Annasfield's going, anyone else?

It's all true. '98 with Glenn Hoddle at the helm was the last time we played with any sort of passion. Golden Generation? My arse! Shower of fecking shite more like.