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Emerson Crane Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The league will be won by a fairly mediocre team no > matter who wins it. I can't remember a poorer > Premier League than this season. Hmmmm..... you're including yourselves in that assessment? I think this season is much more exciting as there are more teams in the mix and not just the same two in contention as has been the case year in year out. Looking at the Premiership at the moment it's possible that any one of five teams could win it.

I was at White Hart Lane today. A very good couple of days for us. Two wins from two games home and away with ten men. Newcastle came to rough us up but our quality passing game won the day. Two excellent goals from Lennon and Bale. Up to fourth and above Chelsea. If we can beat Fulham at home on Saturday (which we should) that's a full nine points from three games over the Xmas period and I cant remember the last time we did that. COYS!

Blackpool are in for a right messy fixture pile-up before the season's over.

Another vote for Patisserie Valerie.

No 36: Oh for God's sake do cheer up it's Christmas.

What do you get if you chop Daley Thompson in half.............Arthur Daley.

What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head.......wait for it...........Blenda.

What do you call an Irish woman with two sheets of glass on her head.........Patty O'Doors.

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I don't find Miranda Hart's 'sitcom' funny. To me it's in the same boring, puerile, gut wrenchingly safe mould as My Family and it's ilk. Jo Brand I've found funny in the past and the late Linda Smith was a comic genius. And for men to say women aren't funny is load of sexist nonsense. And I think you've been in the sun too long Huguenot. Are you being a bit of a cunt just for the sake of it or just trying to wind a few of the gullible up a bit? Either way it makes for unpleasant reading and coming from an obviously intelligent man like yourself you really should know better.

I got stopped by the police at one o'clock this morning. They asked me where I was going. I told him I'm going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and its affect on the human body. He asked me who gives that lecture at this time of night? I told him my wife does!

No, unfortunately she was serious. But she took the insult (faggot) seriously out of context. If you're gay, it is not a nice word to have flung at you at all and I'm sure that's what DJKQ meant.

Cheeky monkey.

I should be so fecking lucky. I have never ever ever in my entire working life had a Xmas bonus. And if some banking scum come on here and start boasting about their six figure bonus I shall personally pay them a visit and pour acid on their brand new fucking Ferrari.

Yawn..........feck me! What is this? Pseuds Corner?

Parp!

I am The Flash - Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

I first saw them at the Hammersmith Palais supporting Elvis Costello & The Attractions back in '82 or '83 and they blew him completely off stage. It was downhill after they finished their set with the crowd won over and baying for more. That's still the best time I've ever seen them and I've seen them a quite few times since but not in a good ten years now.

Well none of them are spring chickens and Marianne's a got a new album out which I'm reliably informed is the canine's testicles.

Yes, struggling Inter Milan beat the mighty TP Mazembe Englebert from the Congo.

After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand. Naturally, he began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he asked nervously. "No, silly," she said while nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who IS he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me . . . before the surgery."

"Barca are very scary." You've every right to be afraid seeing as you've got them next in the Champions League. I'd be more than a little worried If I were an Arsenal supporter.

You forgot the roll Keef. Keith IS rock n'roll.

Beefheart On Letterman