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RIP Captain.

Oh feck yeah. Come on you Hammers!

No 13. Carols.

I don't think so. Winning the League Cup might just save his bacon and appease those fans and directors who want a bit of silverware. Any bit of silverware.

No 9 - "Last orders please."

Indeed Quids. I saw him only the other week at the Spurs v Liverpool match. Ralph Coates R.I.P. Also, I've just noticed that AC Milan are six points clear of Serie A. They can't be that bad for a bunch old codgers then can they?

Sebastian says halloooo...x

Of course, yes, back in the day when I was young, handsome and virile I'd be shagging a few of the secretaries and wake up in some strange bed and wonder how the hell I got there. Then back into the office the next morning and there'd be sheepish looks and nudge nudge wink winking. An embarrassment of riches for some good old fashioned ribbing from your colleagues.

You're right of course.

Champions League last 16: Roma v Shakhtar Donetsk AC Milan v Tottenham Valencia v Schalke Inter Milan v Bayern Munich Lyon v Real Madrid Arsenal v Barcelona Marseille v Manchester United Copenhagen v Chelsea. That's a great draw for Spurs. I'm very happy with that. Man Utd and Chelsea should also be very happy with their draws too. Looks like it's bye bye Arsenal, though I'm sure they'll be looking to avenge last year's thrashing.

Office Christmas parties suck and I haven't bothered attending any of them in a long time. The last couple that I went to were so excruciatingly dull and painful it made my flesh crawl. The false bonhomie and cheery drunkenness of the office oafs make my toes curl. Most of the people I work with in normal everyday life I'd probably cross the street to avoid.

F**king Ada by Ian Dury And The Blockheads.

Yeah and they played plenty of good football along the way. People don't want to be bored watching their team. They're in the entertainment business after all.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mockney piers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > >> So we always think that one season it'll all > just > > come together and we might actually win > something, > > but weirdly it never seems to quite happen. > > Bring back John Lyle, Tony Cottee and Frank > MacAvennie. And the guy who used to take the > penalties. They didn't win anything either.

With Rod of course. Macca's tickets already going for astronomical prices in e-bay.

Mick Mac Wrote: "Some team will reap the benefit of big Sam. He makes the most of his resources." So tell me Mac - What the feck has Big Sam ever won? SFA that's what.

Mac weren't Bolton Wanderers also rans when Allardyce was there? They are playing a much better style of football now and are all the better for it wouldn't you think? It's all about passing and movement. So simple anyone can do it. The long ball style of play = mid-table mediocrity and bored supporters.

Yeah!

Hmmm.... I prefer The Faces version.

There are no gods, only religion.

If it's a friend just tell 'em. They'll thank you for pointing out their disgusting habit in the long run. With a work colleague just politely ask them to please eat with their mouth shut. If they ignore you and carry on....kill them.

He's playing the 100 Club on Oxford Street on Friday lunchtime from 12.30 as part of the Save The 100 Club Campaign. Tickets available from Ticketmaster. On sale from 10am tomorrow (Wednesday) at ?66 each. http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F004588F14A9511?artistid=735610&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1

Look! - Tumbleweed.

Misfits at 3 and 7?

Drink? As in yes please I'd love one.