Jah Lush

Do It Again - The Beach Boys

The Giggs "goal" should have been given. Berbatov was offside but not interfering with play.

Yeah! Facking hypocrite.

What you got to say about that then coopercat? Hmmm hmmm.... well come on.

I was in the CPT for the Man Utd v Spurs match the other week Atila and the place was choca block full of plastic Mancs. The horror.... the horror.

Tired Of Being Alone - Al Green

I'm looking at it now. I see it nearly every day. My office overlooks it. Saw The Rolling Stones there once and that's my experience of the place.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f*cked? The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

Re: Are babies/kids boring? No. but threads about babies/kids are.

A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She replied, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.' 'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman. 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.' 'But, where did you get the tools?' 'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.' The guy is stunned. 'Let's row over to my place,' she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?' 'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor in the bathroom cabinet.' No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?' When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes... He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes... 'F ***king hell, don't tell me you've got Sky Sports?'

Do Or Die - Human League

I don't want an Arsenal win Sandperson. I want to see a bloody good football match.

I think you've made yourself perfectly clear in the past of all things Chelsea Atila, that we know. Although it pains me good luck tonight, but I think it'll be another draw.

I couldn't live without my caffiene fix in the morning. I need half a gallon just to get up and be a normal human being whatever that is.

So it was still her fault then. She's dead okay. Move along now. Nothing to see here.

I wouldn't quite say they parked the bus. They defended very well and had to as Henry, Eto'o and Messi have scored 90 goals between them this season. Cech had a blinder in goal and John Terry was like a rock throughout. I thought they got the tactics spot on but I can still see them losing at home as I'm not convinced by their home form.

Sink My Boats - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

CPT on the corner of Underhill and Crystal Palace Roads

Good work Barry.

If you're gonna dish out stick you've got to be able to take it as well.

Your Cheating Heart - Ray Charles

Bullseye!

Any greasy spoon worth it's salt should be able to sort you out with a decent bacon sandwich.

Hit by a passing bike then. Sounds about right. I'd for forgotten about that kid and his bike. Hope she's ok now.

Don't be such wuss. Two days! Absolutely pathetic. Go to the shops, get the ingredients and make it yourself.