Jah Lush

Crystal Clear...this one's for you. Pulp - The Trees

Rainy Night In Georgia - Brook Benton

Yeah! I feel your pain and them some bon3yard. God knows that could happen before the January sales. The simple fact is we can't score goals. And why? Because that stupid shit Commolli sold all our strikers.

Yes, written by Neil Innes when he was in the Bonzos and recorded by said group. Pedantic moi? By the way isn't Scraping Mucus Off My Brain a Ween song?

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Lodge, ok. So not The Den! lol > > I've been a member of a members club before and > what I find really annoying is that they often > just end up allowing anyone in anyway! So I'll > have a look, but I'd be weary of paying a high > membership fee for this reason, especially since I > feel there is a probably a limited marked for this > in ED. I suspect the membership bit is an excuse > to have the place open till later, which I'm > actually in favour of. Does anyone have more > information about this place? > > Sorry, probably need a new thread on this really. Yeah! Probably, although I think there is an old one somewhere if you look. Membership for the Lodge is ?80 for a single person or ?120 for two. There is also a corporate membership, the price eludes me for that. It'll be open up to 12 midnight for the first few months and then depending on the demand and the uptake I suppose they'll then push for a later license. Right back to the Magnolia. I don't normally eat in pubs but the menu does look tempting and I reckon I'll be eating in there soon. A really nice atmosphere and not overcrowded like the rest of Lordship Lane.

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > January sales can't come quick enough. > > > So you can buy an Arsenal top??? Yeah! Very funny ratty. I'll do it if you buy a Southampton top though. I blame that fecker Damien Commolli for the current crisis at Spurs. He's the Director of Football (Huh!) and is responsible for the buying and selling of players. We've got only two strikers (Pavlyuchenko and Bent), of which has been said can't play together. We sold our forwards; Berbatov, Keane and Defore proven goalscorers too, even Mido is scoring for Middlesbrough! And we sold Berbatov for ?31 million to Man Utd at the last minute on the last day before the transfer window shut not giving us to time to buy replacements. Bloody shambles! If any fecker needs sacking here it's that cunt Commolli.

You're very poetic today Ted. I took my mate's dog in there the other week. Not a problem these days. Met a very nice couple in there a couple of weeks back who had their dog in tow too. I agree with Sue here though. It's a pub and for a pub to run out of real ale is a cardinal sin. A yellow card for the CPT methinks.

Oh God! The horror, the horror. It just gets worse. Please make it go away. By and large I agree with what Anna and Sean have written about the Spurs. January sales can't come quick enough.

That's nothing Sean. I'm singing the Bonzos - You've Done My Brain In. I have personally won over... Weeeeeell Lookin' like a muscle man You crawled out from the swamp Slimy, wild, you honey child Give me your hump You done my brain in WHHAAHHH! You done my brain in Right in And I just can't handle it Wooo! You done my brain in! Hallelujah! Don't kiss me with your silver lip Don't kiss me with your eye For God's sake, gimme a break Let me crawl away and die You done my brain in WHHWHHAAAGGGHHHH! You done my brain in Right in And I just can't handle it WHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Read "Charlie Hot Potatoes" by Phil Robinson. > Don't know if it's any good but I loved it. For > some reason I think you would too. I read it a couple of years back. It's actually called Charlie Big Potatoes. It's a book about an addict, his addiction and his recovery and the losing and winning back of his loved one. Very enjoyable if you like that sort of thing.

It's going to be called The Lodge and you can get the forms upstairs at the EDT. Back to the Magnolia - well done Rose, you're doing a fine job. I'll be back soon.

Being skint.

This place is growing on me hugely. Popped in there yesterday with my skin n' blister and met up with the Right Honourable EDOldie Esq. I'm so glad they've kept the Timothy Taylor's Landlord. It's a very pleasant space to spend time in and I can see this becoming quite a regular haunt for the Lush. Went to a birthday soiree upstairs at the EDT afterwards and I really like what they've done with the space up there too so much so that I'm seriously considering filling in my application form for the Members Club, which is quite something as I normally follow the Groucho Marx view about clubs. Ended up in the Black Cherry for a few more snifters and got home quite periwinkled. Rather a good Sunday on the whole.

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I'll have to swap my shift for the 22nd but I'm owed a few favours so hopefully that will suit me too.

Nail

Take It So Hard - Keith Richards

Leaf

You should get out more Dez. The Plough has completely changed and is a very pleasant spot. Nice garden too.

FINALLY A MALE DUMB BLONDE JOKE! Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says: "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought ?300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent ?20,000 on a new car and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left for a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least fives boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis."

Q: What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a cross country run? A: One is a pant in the country, the other is a...

No it doesn't. It's had a makeover. It's been feminised. No more sport on TV.

I Wish It Would Rain - The Faces

afternoon

Lynne Truss's book is apparently full of mistakes. I haven't read it as it doesn't appeal.