Jah Lush

Oh God! The horror, the horror. It just gets worse. Please make it go away. By and large I agree with what Anna and Sean have written about the Spurs. January sales can't come quick enough.

That's nothing Sean. I'm singing the Bonzos - You've Done My Brain In. I have personally won over... Weeeeeell Lookin' like a muscle man You crawled out from the swamp Slimy, wild, you honey child Give me your hump You done my brain in WHHAAHHH! You done my brain in Right in And I just can't handle it Wooo! You done my brain in! Hallelujah! Don't kiss me with your silver lip Don't kiss me with your eye For God's sake, gimme a break Let me crawl away and die You done my brain in WHHWHHAAAGGGHHHH! You done my brain in Right in And I just can't handle it WHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Read "Charlie Hot Potatoes" by Phil Robinson. > Don't know if it's any good but I loved it. For > some reason I think you would too. I read it a couple of years back. It's actually called Charlie Big Potatoes. It's a book about an addict, his addiction and his recovery and the losing and winning back of his loved one. Very enjoyable if you like that sort of thing.

It's going to be called The Lodge and you can get the forms upstairs at the EDT. Back to the Magnolia - well done Rose, you're doing a fine job. I'll be back soon.

Being skint.

This place is growing on me hugely. Popped in there yesterday with my skin n' blister and met up with the Right Honourable EDOldie Esq. I'm so glad they've kept the Timothy Taylor's Landlord. It's a very pleasant space to spend time in and I can see this becoming quite a regular haunt for the Lush. Went to a birthday soiree upstairs at the EDT afterwards and I really like what they've done with the space up there too so much so that I'm seriously considering filling in my application form for the Members Club, which is quite something as I normally follow the Groucho Marx view about clubs. Ended up in the Black Cherry for a few more snifters and got home quite periwinkled. Rather a good Sunday on the whole.

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I'll have to swap my shift for the 22nd but I'm owed a few favours so hopefully that will suit me too.

Nail

Take It So Hard - Keith Richards

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You should get out more Dez. The Plough has completely changed and is a very pleasant spot. Nice garden too.

FINALLY A MALE DUMB BLONDE JOKE! Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says: "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought ?300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent ?20,000 on a new car and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left for a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least fives boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis."

Q: What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a cross country run? A: One is a pant in the country, the other is a...

No it doesn't. It's had a makeover. It's been feminised. No more sport on TV.

I Wish It Would Rain - The Faces

afternoon

Lynne Truss's book is apparently full of mistakes. I haven't read it as it doesn't appeal.

I'd settle for the Clockhouse again and it would be good if we could get the Mezzanine as Moos has suggested and also a good call from Asset about the five book limit. Any time on or after the 15th is good for me.

Reuben back in the area. This can only be good for the Magnolia. Top bloke and a top manager. I'll be back in to say hello soon and have a few slurps and burps.

Running 10k on a Sunday morning? Are you mad? I'd rather eat my own head.

You see. Maybe there is something to it.

Damn! Missed this bolleaux. But for the record I'm an Aquarian and a Fire Rooster and I do occasionally check my daily horoscope in the paps. I even have a Chinese horoscope thingy on Facebook. It's just a bit of harmless fun but I do have a lot of the characteristics of an Aquarian, which means I'm a slightly eccentric, knowledge seeking individual, or something like that. I guess that's for other people to say. For those that are interested the Daily Mash normally gets mine right. YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD WITH PSYCHIC BOB Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Sit in a hole and do nothing. Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) Conflicting messages: while the new Moon is a signal to start anew, Mercury's backside asks you to mop up its business. Now wash your hands. Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) So much of what's happening around you involves mutual back-scratching. Why not ask them for a reach around instead? Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Fresh out of ideas on how to meet someone new? That doesn?t surprise me. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You long for a passionate long-term relationship, but don't rule out the value of just using someone for sex. Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) You radiate a special kind of power that people gravitate towards today. Why not use it for evil? Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) Friends are concerned that lately you've been all work and no play. Prove them wrong by throwing another orgy, but this time make it one they'll never forget! Taurus (April 20-May 20) Explore your emotional side today ? no one else will. Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) You're feeling the urge to make a big splash at work. Borrow a workmate?s pen to break it in half afterwards to make sure it goes round the bend. Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) Today you're feeling great about life and it shows. So just stop it you annoying shit. Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Instead of a whirlwind romance, a slower courtship could be exactly what you need to redeem your faith in Cupid. Or maybe just a handjob. Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Are you sure you don?t want your indecision to hold you back?

And while we're on Lene Lovich. Got to play this live cut. Home

My favourite version of this great song.