Jah Lush

Creepy? I think you're all fecking weird.

Ha bloody ha! God! That's an old one. We better beat Stoke on Sunday because I don't think I can take anymore of your jokes. They'll come back to haunt you one day. You're not another bloody Gooner are you Rhinestone Cowboy?

I remember it well Tillie but I think you'll find it was the year before though. Have some of this:- Primal Scream - Kill All Hippies

There were a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman, talking in a pub... 'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.' 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!' 'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.' The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?' 'Well no, not me meself, personally,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me sister.'

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher

I doubt it. I hear the service is a bit shoddy.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eeek, HB, that was Jah's perversion not mine!!!! > > Is Nicola Stapleton loopy and perverse as I always > had a bit of a thing for her? A friend of mine's > apparently quite pally with her and keeps > threatening to introduce me. > That. I'm sure, would be very wrong. I used to work with Amanda Platell, well not directly, but she always smiled and said hello to me. There's something about a woman who applies a generous dose of rouge lipstick to her lips too. Maybe her ego's gone a bit haywire since she's been on the telly. Nicola Stapleton though... she used to drink down the Dog occasionally. I think she still lives in West Dulwich. I always thought she was quite cute. Too late for you now though Mockney.

THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from Dublin. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a large whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

Man Child - Neneh Cherry

Simple answer to that KKel. Just hang up.

I Wanna Be Your Dog - Iggy & The Stooges

Walking To New Orleans - Fats Domino

(Remember) Walking In The Sand - The Shangri-Las

Have they gone through a name change Tillie? I've seen 'em a couple of times but thought they were called something else.

The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens, PP Arnold, Rod Stewart.

What! All of them? Don't be ridiculous.

Amanda Platell is a bit of a guilty pleasure too.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lush, didn't you have a thing for Mrs T once? Yeah! I did. It was an loaded sawn off double barrelled shotgun but I could never get close enough to give her both barrells. Jessica Stephenson though....swoon swoon! She makes me go all soppy and weak at the knees.

I will definitely be signing the petition. Good work.

Your Pretty Face Is Going Straight To Hell - Iggy & The Stooges

Omrith on Forest Hill Road is my new favourite followed by Tandoori Nights. Ganapati is good too.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What pub? The Dog Is it real? Yes > When? Opening time What are time and space? Time is what you make it and the space you exist in > Do you even exist? No. I'm a hologram > Does God exist? Which One? > Does beer exist? Oh yes > What is good? Lots of beer What is evil? No Beer

Going back to newsreaders though. I always had a bit of thing for Anna Ford.

Not a popular opinion I'm sure but I bet that Colonel Gaddaffi is a hell of shag.

Thankfully, I can't relate to any other those things at all.