Jah Lush

Thanks for the tip off. I've been trying get hold of this particular type of snail for the TV docu/drama that I have in production at the moment it's called...Withsnail & I.

You're cruel bugger Cowboy, a cruel heartless bugger. I may be a glutton for punishment but I'll be watching the game tonight against Udinese but I don't think I can quite bring myself to watch it in the pub.

New Town - The Slits

Hi GG. How was Goldgrapp last night. Do tell.

Actually, I loved that when it came out too. Still have the 12inch single of it. Not heard it in a long time.

Another bar up there would be great, maybe a men's clothes shop too.

Pity the poor man who has to ask for permission before he can do what he wants.

That's not what Jenkins says. He reckons you and Ponsonby-Smyth spit-roasted her in the dorm whilst he filmed it on his camera phone. I think he's planning some blackmail for the pair of you otherwise he'll be telling sir.

Zion Train - Mob Barley & The Bailers

If matron could hear you calling her the "house charlady" she would be jolly batey with you Brendan and they'd be no tucker for you until at next Tuesday.

Yeah! Saturday's Grab A Granny night innit.

Good points there Keef. But I think the Plough deserves it this year overall. When you consider what a horrible dump it was before the revamp. OK, they need more staff and it seems the good folk of Dulwich do love a moan about the Sunday roasts but when you think what it used to be like. You'd have crossed the road to avoid it. I really like the new Mag but I think the awards have come a bit too soon this year for it to be worthy of my vote. Maybe next year and certainly if they keep up the good work they've put in so far.

I always thought Abbot & Costello were a comedy act from the 40s and 50s. Did they diversify into running Pizzerias then?

Did You No Wrong - Sex Pistols

"Pile on"...my fecking arse. What sort of posh school did you go to? Eton or Harrow? Bundle!!!!

Got The Feeling - The Jeff Beck Group

I mean't I can't. Sorry old bean. *Dashes to the loo to evacuate bowels*.

Oh! bugger this old bean. It's bloody cold out here. Come back in and I'll buy a you pint. Sorry about that. I thought you was someone else. Bloody service in here's diabolical.

Wot! Like a facking dougnut? Come on then!

You Got The Look - Prince & Sheena Easton

Right that's it. Outside NOW!!!!!

Sugar Sugar - The Archies

Wot you looking at? You staring at my bird?

Mad World - Tears For Fears