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Sour grapes ratty? I'm very glad Spurs have got rid of the foreign management style. It doesn't work over here. Ramos was an unmitigated distaster. He might have won us the Carling Cup but we could have done that with Martin Jol. The fact is we've barely won a game in the Premiership since. I'm very pleased we've got in Harry Redknapp. I feel safe that we will not be relegated now. Harry will wheel and deal in the January sales and first off we'll have Jermain Defoe back thanks but you can keep Kevin Bond, although sadly it looks like he's on his way to us already. Arsenal and Liverpool next. Easy. Come on you Spurs!!! Great result for the Pool at the weekend. That was an amazing home record Chelsea had but it had to go sometime.

Cheers! We bloody well need it. Come on you Spurs!

Speak up! I'm a bit mutton you know.

The Impossible Dream - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

I can't even catch a cold at the moment.

Excellent! Just what we need up our end. Ahem! Maybe I should rephrase that.

I'm getting them everyday. They're piling up. Have you seen Juande Ramos's Facebook page yet?

Thanks for the tip off. I've been trying get hold of this particular type of snail for the TV docu/drama that I have in production at the moment it's called...Withsnail & I.

You're cruel bugger Cowboy, a cruel heartless bugger. I may be a glutton for punishment but I'll be watching the game tonight against Udinese but I don't think I can quite bring myself to watch it in the pub.

New Town - The Slits

Hi GG. How was Goldgrapp last night. Do tell.

Actually, I loved that when it came out too. Still have the 12inch single of it. Not heard it in a long time.

Another bar up there would be great, maybe a men's clothes shop too.

Pity the poor man who has to ask for permission before he can do what he wants.

That's not what Jenkins says. He reckons you and Ponsonby-Smyth spit-roasted her in the dorm whilst he filmed it on his camera phone. I think he's planning some blackmail for the pair of you otherwise he'll be telling sir.

Zion Train - Mob Barley & The Bailers

If matron could hear you calling her the "house charlady" she would be jolly batey with you Brendan and they'd be no tucker for you until at next Tuesday.

Yeah! Saturday's Grab A Granny night innit.

Good points there Keef. But I think the Plough deserves it this year overall. When you consider what a horrible dump it was before the revamp. OK, they need more staff and it seems the good folk of Dulwich do love a moan about the Sunday roasts but when you think what it used to be like. You'd have crossed the road to avoid it. I really like the new Mag but I think the awards have come a bit too soon this year for it to be worthy of my vote. Maybe next year and certainly if they keep up the good work they've put in so far.

I always thought Abbot & Costello were a comedy act from the 40s and 50s. Did they diversify into running Pizzerias then?

Did You No Wrong - Sex Pistols

"Pile on"...my fecking arse. What sort of posh school did you go to? Eton or Harrow? Bundle!!!!

Got The Feeling - The Jeff Beck Group

I mean't I can't. Sorry old bean. *Dashes to the loo to evacuate bowels*.