Jah Lush

Come on it was only text. I'd tender my resignation but I can't afford to. Liverpool you're up next. Come on you Spurs!!!!!

4-2 and you f*cked it up 4-2 and you f*cked it up 4-2 and you f*cked it up 4-2 and you f*cked it up.

Oh yes! The press is having a field day. Let's face it they're just trying to sell newspapers, not trying to be moral guardians like the Daily Mail like to think they are. They've apologised and sent flowers and Mr Sachs seems quite happy with that. Obviously they were a bit out of order but I really don't think they deserve to be sacked. It's all gone way over the top I notice that she is now being represented by none other than the doyen of publicity Max Clifford since all this went off a couple of days ago so I think you've made a very good point there Sean about her trying to further her career, whatever that is...getting her tits out in The Sun and all the lads mags I suppose.

Very funny spoof of Hitchcock's The Birds. "So I says to him, there's no way I'm eating that without Daddies sauce."

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

Cretin Hop - The Ramones

Jah - is a nod to the reggae music that I grew up with and Lush is because I'm a seriously handsome devil. No really, it's because I like a drink.

Still can't use oyster cards though can you.

LibraCarr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi, > > Bikes are good and a nice form of transport. > Please someone tell me why they only have lights > to the front and rear. They cut across the front > of you and then get annoyed because you have not > seen them. as in all forms of transport make sure > you can be seen from all sides! > regards, > Libra Carr. I think you'll find that cars and vans etc also only have lights from the front and rear.

georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For all who work with rude customers - an award > should go to this Virgin Airlines desk attendant > in Sydney: > > A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after > Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A > single attendant was rebooking a long line of > inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry > passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped > his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE > to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST > CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. > I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to > help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be > able to work something out.' > The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so > that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU > HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' > Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and > grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have > your attention please, may I have your attention > please,' she began - her voice heard clearly > throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here > at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone > can help him find his identity, please come to > Desk 14.' With the folks behind him in line > laughing hysterically, the man glared at the > Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, > 'F... You!' Without flinching, she smiled and said > 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line > for that too.' That was originally done by the late great Peter Cook whilst a stuffy customer and his entrourage were trying to get into the Playboy Club back in the 60s or 70s. But well done to the attendent for remembering it.

solstice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lorraine Chase in Sainsburys dog Kennel Hill, is > she a resident of Dulwich? I also saw her power > walking round the Elephant and Castle a couple of > months ago. She grew up in Peckham and for many years lived on Camberwell Grove.

She's So Modern - Boomtown Rats

A Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker

Hi Bigbadwolf, are you really a good little doggie?

I hate ironing.

I don't think so GG because Time wouldn't be on my side would it. Maybe I'd have Jumping Jack Flash as well though or another Faces track Ooh La La would be pretty good.

Help - The Beatles

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I give up Jah - that's pretty obscure and I > definitely wouldn't be able to name that song in > 1, 2 or even 3. This pretty much sums up my day > today. > > 19th Nervous Breakdown - Rolling Stones It was on the Stones third album, Out Of Our Heads, and was a very funny pisstake of their American PR man of the time. Hairway To Steven - sorry, Stairway To Heaven - Led Zepplin.

All of this sort stuff used to go on when I was teenager. Nothing's changed has it? Just bored kids thinking it's big and clever, which it isn't. I even stupidly indulged myself a couple of times when I was a youngster but it's still dangerous and very stupid nonetheless. Nothing will change until fireworks are outlawed for private use.

"I was a wretch headed for a life of drug crime and violence and my Pastor encouraged me to try Stareathon. I struggled at first, but gradually, match by match, I gained the respect of my peers and found my identity. And look at me today. I can make dogs defecate just by staring at them from twenty paces. Stareathon turned me from the dark side. Now I run a thriving dog-walking service. Think again, Bro!"

Don't Look At Me! I'm irrelevant!

Might just pop in for this as my sister has recently moved in nearby. Fifty yards from Hoopers and fifty yards to the nearby off licence. Good work I'd say.

Yeah! He can teach the back four to hold up the hands and appeal for offside. Him and Donkey were particularly good at that back in their Highbury days.

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man - Rolling Stones

Waiting On A Friend - The Rolling Stones