Jah Lush

Maon Of The World - Fleetwood Mac

Song Of The Baker - The Small Faces

From Her To Eternity - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....

Mine goes posthumously to The Drum. RIP.

Asset Wrote: > Mr Asset makes the best 'curry' in ED so we never > get to try the local restaurants. All round to yours then. Failing that Omrith - 2 votes.

Harry could always take a leaf out of this manager's book. Paul Whitehouse - The Football Manager

Why a duck?

I think you'll find that Nick Cave was inspired to write these lyrics whilst desperately waiting to be served in the Dog one afternoon. THIRSTY DOG I know you've heard it all before But I'm sorry for this three year war For the setting up of camps and wire and trenches I'm sorry for the other night I know sorry it don't make it right I'm sorry for things I can't even mention I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm sitting feeling sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very sorry in the Thirsty Dog You keep nailing me back into my box I'm sorry I keep popping back up With my crazy mouth and jangling jester's cap I'm sorry I ever wrote that book I'm sorry for the way I look But there ain't a lot that I can do about that I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm sitting feeling sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry about the hospital Some things are unforgivable That things simply cannot be forgiven I was not equipped to know how to care And on the occassions I came up for air I saw my life and wondered what the hell I had been living I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm sitting feeling sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very very sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry about all your friends I hope they'll speak to me again I said before I'd pay for all the damages I'm sorry it's just rotten luck I'm sorry I've forgotten how to fuck It's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm sitting feeling sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very sorry in the Thirsty Dog Forgive me, baby but don't worry Love is always having to say you're sorry And I am, from my head down to my shoes I'm sorry that I'm always pissed I'm sorry that I exist And when I look into your eyes I can see you're sorry too I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm sitting feeling sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very sorry in the Thirsty Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very thirsty in the Sorry Dog I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm feeling very sorry in the Thirsty Dog

Be Good To Yourself - Frankie Miller

But he wasn't even the best photographer in the Beatles.

You Haven't Done Nothing - Stevie Wonder

You're right about the Dog and it's always been like that in all the years I've been going there and having been to bars in Northern Ireland too I can vouch for the speedy delivery of orders and friendly service that I have not experienced anywhere else. I'm a very thirsty kind of bloke and speed is of the essence. I want beer and I want it NOW!!!!

That may be so Keef but it's still a game played by men with small balls.

I know the feeling only too well Keef. Although I daren't even look these days.

Me too.

Nothing Lasts Forever - Echo & the Bunnymen.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > > then again, in an echo of Annasfield's comment > earlier re: Liverpool, there is something > pre-written about Spurs coming out of their slump > by beating Arsenal. Oh purleeeease! You're just trying to be nice. If we can't beat the likes of Stoke City it would be a major bloody miracle if we could beat either Liverpool or Arsenal in the next few weeks. I'm pretty sure we're going to get a serious hammering from both sides. Liverpool are playing very well at the moment with Kuyt able to bang them in while Torres is out and watching the Arsenal last night... well they are simply breathtaking at times and that's just the kids. Until we get some confidence in our play and some decent forwards, natural goalscorers and a solid defensive midfielder with a bit of bite in the tackle like a Dave Mackay or a Graham Roberts in the next transfer window we're seriously in the shit. Frankly, I really can't see where our next win is coming from, we're that bad at the moment. Bolton on Sunday would be a very good start though.

Diamonds Are Forever - Burly Chassis

Something quite different from them. Portishead - The Rip

Music: Response - Chemical Brothers

Midnight Rambler - The Rolling Stones

In The City - The Jam

I've got a sister in Toronto who's a nurse and I've had a bit of bother laying turf It's life not books that's taught me all I've learnt wherp! in that oven my rice pudding's getting burnt Ere! Have you seen the new attachment on me drill I must have the cat put down because he's ill. Hi Neighbour!

Riot City Blues - Primal Scream