Jah Lush

I'd like to teach the world to sing and furnish it with love.

Apart from Barbara Windsor, the cockney sparrow, you never see sparrows these days though do you.

He seems to have turned into a bit of a carmudgeon.

And your own teeth.

That's the trouble with Welsh men. Get more than than three of 'em in a room together and you've got a male voice choir.

Definitely not.

Win the lottery, stick it to the man and quit working for a living. Buy a big house so I can have lots of parties, go travelling and see more of the world. Learn the piano and play guitar better.

Commoli's scouting, buying and selling policy at Tottenham has been absolutely disasterous. He's got to carry the can for that and good bloody riddance.

In The Flesh - Blondie

A man's G spot is apparently up his arse. Did you know that Michael? Would you like to find out if it's true?

No, but then I did that last week Keef.

I'd like to go out on the piss with Keith and Ronnie from the Stones.

Definitely Fire Brigade. The DJ was Tony Blackburn, who coincidently doesn't come from Blackburn, isn't black and didn't get burnt in the process.

And there you have it in a nutshell. Excellent first post Vagueman. Welcome aboard.

Get Off Of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones

No, you're right. He was the last defender and had to go. And, if you think your brain was pickled over the weekend...well you know don't you. And, I really can't see our luck changing against Liverpool especially on current form. I'd be absolutely amazed.

Get Over You - The Undertones.

Fortunately for you HonaloochieB I'm not a gambling man and I wouldn't have liked to have taken advantage.

I'm not trying to big up the place James. It's just a genuinely quieter and pleasant stretch of road than being just off Lordship Lane. OK, you can bus it to the station or walk. It's not that far and the little bit of exercise never did anyone any harm. I know it's the only exercise I get.

Three parrots are for sale. They cost ?100, ?200 and ?15. A woman asks, "Why is that parrot so cheap?" The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to live in a brothel." The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says,"F**k me a new brothel!" The woman laughs. Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "F**k me new prossies!" The girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says "F**k me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks".

I thought Gareth Bale's red card should have been a yellow and OK we improved a little bit after that up to half-time with Bent scoring what was definitely an offside goal but in the second half we didn't even have a shot on goal. The January sales can't come quick enough.

beef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi Jah ,have you listened to Lee 'scratch' Perry's > new pair with andy WK and Mr Sherwood? Are they > any good? Umming and Ahhing due to small budget > after ebay splurge I haven't yet. I've been humming and ahhing about that a bit myself but due to a current financial crisis I'll have to give them a bit of a miss. I've got about 30 or 40 of his albums though, mostly the Black Ark stuff and before and a little beyond so I reckon that's enough to be getting on with for a while.

It's bloody painful being a Spurs fan at the moment and coming into work on a Monday morning after another terrible performance and listening to the ribbing from certain colleagues (Bastards!). I watched the continuing horror that is our season in the CPT and it was so awful it was embarrassing. Luck or lack of it had nothing to do with it. We were rubbish from start to finish. We have Udinese up next in the UEFA Cup on Thursday followed by Bolton, Arsenal and Liverpool in the Premiership. If we can't beat teams like Stoke City then I certainly can't see us winning any of those matches especially the last two. If things don't change very very quickly I can see the prospect of relegation becoming a stark reality. Meanwhile, Martin Jol's Hamburg side continue to sit at the top of the Bundesliga. If he is enjoying a certain feeling of schadenfreude at the moment I wouldn't be at all surprised and I wouldn't blame him either.

That'll be John the barman who works in the Black Cherry. There is quite a likeness going on there.

What Ruffers said. I'm up that end of Melford Road too on the cusp of Wood Vale. I don't drive and don't have a problem with public transport, which I use all the time. Also, it's nice and quiet up that end.