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Jah Lush

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  1. Yeah! We're gonna whup you sorry arses again.>:D
  2. So it would seem. Far too many on here for my liking. I feel totally outnumbered but at least I've got the bragging rights this week.
  3. Well K, if you're getting on the train don't get off at East Dulwich, North Dulwich station is much nearer the Dog and just a short walk away.
  4. Don't You Want Me - Human League
  5. Oh no! Not another blinking Gooner!
  6. I'm definitely going, but unfortunately I won't get down the Dog until 9pm as I have to work late at the office. What about you KK. You've talked a lot but are you actually going to show up?
  7. Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music
  8. The Crown & Greyhound PeckhamRose just in to give a little clarity here is commonly known as The Dog as PGC kindly pointed out to you is in the heart of Dulwich Village.
  9. Jah Lush

    a joke

    An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
  10. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
  11. I Got The Blues - Rolling Stones
  12. Got to be Ken for me. He went to my old school don't you know (old school tie, actually it was a shit comprehensive in SW2). I like Paddick next but Boorish Johnson is just a bad Tory joke. Hopeless buffoon.
  13. A) Four jobs I have had in my life:** General dogsbody, Copytaker, Data Processor, sub-editor. Four movies I would watch over and over:** A Clockwork Orange, Performance, Withnail & I, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. C) Four places I have lived:** Dulwich Village, West Norwood, Herne Hill, East Dulwich. D) Four television shows I watch:** Match of the Day, Shameless, Later With Jools Holland, Channel 4 News. E ) Last Four places I have been on holiday:** France, Greece, Germany, Holland. F) Websites I visit daily:** EDF, Facebook, Sporting Life.com, You Tube. G) Four of my favourite foods:** Chicken, Steak, pasta, tomatoes. H) Four places I would rather be right now:** The pub, a beach somewhere hot, J Sheekey, home.
  14. Waiting On A Friend - Rolling Stones
  15. Waiting For The Man - Velvet Underground
  16. She - Charles Arznavour
  17. It was just an edit for spelling.
  18. The Gowlett is technically in Peckham. The Uplands is shite. And it's called the Clockhouse...ok. Not been here long have you? But welcome aboard anyway.
  19. Underneath The Bottle - Lou Reed
  20. Easy Skanking - Bob Marley
  21. Money In My Pocket - Dennis Brown
  22. Marvellous darling, let's have a drinkypoo to celebrate. *Gets out a nice vintage bottle of Krug from the fridge*.
  23. Easy Snappin' - Theo Beckford
  24. Dancing In The Street - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
  25. Too late PGC Street Fighting Man - Rolling Stones
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