Jah Lush

*Walks into quiet room carrying old fashioned doctors' bag* *Pours self and Brendan large Jack Daniels and a couple of pints of Guinness* *Places bag on glass coffee table, reaches inside and pulls out two large vials marked "Weekend powder* (Thinks...might be needing this if I'm to stay up and watch the boxing in the early hours of Sunday morning) *Best try first...retrieves old fashioned cut throat razor from bag and starts chopping out powder into six inch lines. *Retrieves straw from the bar and inserts into right nostril* *Inhales deeply, sneezes and scatters powder everywhere* *Oh bugger!*

I've got all of Roots Manuva's stuff Mr Sensei. Rocket 88!!! Brilliant. Nice one Incitatus. Keef, I used to go and see Skunk Anansie a lot when they were were starting out and met Skin several times, lovely girl, fabulous voice. And now for something completely different:- Sid Vicious - My Way, which I think is the best interpretation of this particular song.

Bloody students!

The shame of it. I think you should go and see Father O'Connor and confess your lustful thoughts. It's you ladies who need a bucket of water thrown over you. :-$

I used to go there a lot when it was a cinema when I was a youngster and bloody nice it was too and I'd love it if it was returned to it's former glory. It could double as venue for gigs too. Wouldn't be seen dead in there now though.

Whoever did that must have overdone it on the acid.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spurs defence did a wonderful impression of the > Keystone Kops last night for the Anderlecht goal. I know, dreadful wasn't it. We want our Ledley back. I predicted the correct score though.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Bobby Womack at the Hammersmith Apollo, as > was, back in October 1985, the man was immense. Yeah, I saw him the year before at the same venue. One of my favourite singers ever. Also, I can vouch for the excellent Water Rats pub in Kings Cross. I used to go there quite a lot back in the day to check out new bands with a mate in the "biz". It's a very small venue, bar out front and small room with stage at the back. Oasis played their first London gig in there back in early '93.

Err.. UC, Chris Difford wrote all the words and Glenn Tilbrook wrote the music.

I'm gonna get Keith Richards to snort my ashes.

I bought a teddy today for ?5, named him Mohammed then sold him on for ?10. Question is, have I made a prophet?

And some rock n' roll too. Little Richard - Lucille

No, the Judean People's Front

I thought this sort of Neanderthal behaviour went out with the Ark. A bully is usually a coward too. Just give 'em as good as you get. The more you let them get away with it the more they'll do it.

And more Muddy Waters - Rollin' Stone

About time we had some blues on here. I love this guy. Howling Wolf - How Many More Years

Another top video by Michel Gondry Massive Attack - Protection

Yeah, I don't know whether to laugh or cry when it comes to Younis Kaboul and his perfect parody of Titus Bramble.

I was parodying a line that you trot out on a regular basis. For instance..."I hate CSKA Fulham and all they stand for."

I kind of knew that, just a small wind up. I despise Robin Van Persie and all he stands for.>:D< Ledley King made a comeback for the reserves the other night and I'm hoping he'll be fit for selection by the weekend but I've heard that one before and just hope he doesn't break down again as Spurs have completely forgotten how to defend since he's been out injured. We should win away at Anderlect tonight although a 1-1 draw which is what I'm expecting should seal us qualification for the knockout stages of the UEFA Cup. As for the weekend's fixtures:- Aston Villa 1 Portsmouth 1 Chelsea 3 Sunderland 0 Everton 2 Fulham 1 Man Utd 4 Derby 0 Newcastle 2 Birmingham 1 Reading 1 Liverpool 2 Middlesbrough 0 Arsenal 2 Blackburn 2 West Ham 1 Bolton 1 Wigan Athletic 1 Tottenham 2 Man City 1

Who the F**k is RV14?

Most days I get through half a gallon of coffee before I can face the world and today is no different. Blur - Coffee & TV

When I looked up at the sky

mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > tim finn- is he from crowded house? Yes.

and gives 'em a good kick up the batty Spotting UFOs on a bonfire night