Jah Lush

The referee spoilt the game for Liverpool. Three very poor penalty decisions. Reading's was a free-kick and Torres was twice denied definite penalty decisions. Could have been a very different game if they were given but that's the way it goes sometimes. Having said that I don't think Liverpool played well enough and yes Rafa's eyes were on Tuesday after an hour of play.

Only way to be to get through an office party CWALD.

Wise words Spadetownboy. I lost a couple of friends to heroin od's many years ago. It's not a drug to mess around with. There's no fun or glamour in it. Smack and crack are for losers.

Touche Lozzyloz!

I have a friend who nearly died from a cocaine induced heart attack. He'd a had a three gram a day habit for quiet some time but thankfully, it was the wake up call he needed that made him stop using.

*Pops head in door...after being wrongfully arrested on trumped up drugs charges* *Feels Friday night was spoiled...caught in possession of a sherbet fountain indeed* *Now I wonder who called the cops?....Hmmm....grrrr. Nothing worse than a grass* *Spots DM fast asleep in her favourite chair...hmmm....hmmm...nothing going on here* *Slips out again to consult with lawyers*

Lightnin' Hopkins

"Sherbert Brendan!!! Sherbert!!! Why I'll kill that sonofabitch." *Reaches inside bag for hypodermic* *races outside of quiet room into the street baying for blood and gingerbreadman*

I hope Ms Jenkins didn't get all those poppies from Dulwich Common WW1 Memorial site.

Sorry to be pendandic but it's Korner with a K PGC. You found him with Stevie Marriott though so bonus points to you.

*Notices Brendan's appalling dandruff* *Sees that Olivia Newton John has the same problem* *Realises, things may be retreivable after all* *Celebrates by lighting up a Jamaican Woodbine* *Puts Dillinger's Cocaine In My Brain on the sound system* *Joins Brendan in a joyous skank around the Quiet Room*

*Curses self and howls at the moon* *Sighs deeply, pours more drinks* "Swallows deeply and thanks the Lord it's Friday* *Thinks I'll have to get some ProPlus from the chemist instead*

In a similar vain...I saw this guy once and he was amazing. Screaming Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You

*Walks into quiet room carrying old fashioned doctors' bag* *Pours self and Brendan large Jack Daniels and a couple of pints of Guinness* *Places bag on glass coffee table, reaches inside and pulls out two large vials marked "Weekend powder* (Thinks...might be needing this if I'm to stay up and watch the boxing in the early hours of Sunday morning) *Best try first...retrieves old fashioned cut throat razor from bag and starts chopping out powder into six inch lines. *Retrieves straw from the bar and inserts into right nostril* *Inhales deeply, sneezes and scatters powder everywhere* *Oh bugger!*

I've got all of Roots Manuva's stuff Mr Sensei. Rocket 88!!! Brilliant. Nice one Incitatus. Keef, I used to go and see Skunk Anansie a lot when they were were starting out and met Skin several times, lovely girl, fabulous voice. And now for something completely different:- Sid Vicious - My Way, which I think is the best interpretation of this particular song.

Bloody students!

The shame of it. I think you should go and see Father O'Connor and confess your lustful thoughts. It's you ladies who need a bucket of water thrown over you. :-$

I used to go there a lot when it was a cinema when I was a youngster and bloody nice it was too and I'd love it if it was returned to it's former glory. It could double as venue for gigs too. Wouldn't be seen dead in there now though.

Whoever did that must have overdone it on the acid.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spurs defence did a wonderful impression of the > Keystone Kops last night for the Anderlecht goal. I know, dreadful wasn't it. We want our Ledley back. I predicted the correct score though.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Bobby Womack at the Hammersmith Apollo, as > was, back in October 1985, the man was immense. Yeah, I saw him the year before at the same venue. One of my favourite singers ever. Also, I can vouch for the excellent Water Rats pub in Kings Cross. I used to go there quite a lot back in the day to check out new bands with a mate in the "biz". It's a very small venue, bar out front and small room with stage at the back. Oasis played their first London gig in there back in early '93.

Err.. UC, Chris Difford wrote all the words and Glenn Tilbrook wrote the music.

I'm gonna get Keith Richards to snort my ashes.

I bought a teddy today for ?5, named him Mohammed then sold him on for ?10. Question is, have I made a prophet?

And some rock n' roll too. Little Richard - Lucille