Jah Lush

Aha! Was he the windowcleaner who allegedly saw Prince Micheal of Kent rogering a manservant? Or the was he the manservant on the receiving end of said rogering?

Say it ain't so

Blimey you were lucky. "Sorry guv, don't go south of the river." Hope you didn't throw up in the taxi though.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.... And you're single. Just let it go." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality. Whispering...... Dave....... Dave........ Dave........ .........you're a vet Dave!!!!

Aston Villa 2 v Arsenal 2 Blackburn 3 v Newcastle 1 Chelsea 3 v West Ham 0 Portsmouth 2 v Everton 1 Reading 2 v Middlesbrough 0 Sunderland 2 v Derby 1 Wigan 1 v Man City 2 Liverpool 3 v Bolton 0 Tottenham 2 v Birmingham 0 Man Utd 4 v Fulham 0

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would you say Kaboul is as bad as Titus Bramble? Well...He's one of that evil bastard Damien Commolli's signings and he's supposed to be one of the hottest prospects in French football. He's captain of the Under-21s but I think he has suffered from not having an experienced player like Ledley King alongside him. He has an awful lot to learn so hopefully he'll get better but at the moment he's worse than Titus Bramble.

I agree Ladygooner and it's only last week that our government and Royal Family were browning nosing King Fahd of Saudi Arabia or whatever his name is and no mention was made of this appalling treatment this poor woman is receiving.

Blimey! Your son's a bit of a geezer isn't he. I'm going up White Hart Lane tonight to see Spurs v Aalborg. Thankfully Younes Kaboul is out injured so we should be able to continue our unbeaten run since Juande Ramos took over.

There are no Gods only religion and religion is bollocks. I think what happened is that she named the Teddy Bear Mohammed after one of the boys in her class. Simple mistake to make.

Allah must be so proud of them. Surely by charging the poor woman to "insulting religion and inciting hatred," they are insulting the very concept of religion and inciting hatred against their fellow Muslims?

A fine exponent of the Ukelele The Barmaid At The Rose & Crown

Good work Mockney.

My mum used to do that Anna. I found that a couple Tuinol or Roche 10 Valium slipped into her drink were far more efficient.

I think I'm gonna steer well clear of the 176 from now on. It would appear to be full of serial pukers from East Dulwich who can't hold their drink. Pathetic.(6)

Should be a cracking game with a super-charged atmosphere tonight considering what is going on at Anfield. I might join you if you're watching it down the pub. Could do with a drink and shouting at the telly after the day I'm having.

Agreed Life On Mars was very good. Saxondale and Gavin And Stacey were also highlights for me too.

F**k 'em. Serves 'em right. They can stick their petition where the sun don't shine. Hopefully Foxtons will be next on Southwark's agenda.

Officially it's Birmingham but quite frankly I don't give f**k.

Aargh! Sean, what have you done....Subliminal brain washing messages aside My Name Is Earl is still a very funny show and one of the few American TV programmes I watch although I haven't seen it in a while as I'm usually out when it's on.

Errr...oh dear. You can't say you weren't warned. You might be needing a good PR. I've got Max Clifford's number if you need it. Good luck.

England's greatest Guitar God is doing a five day stint at Ronnie Scott's this week. Jeff Beck - A Day In The Life

Not a place I've ever actually ventured into but I'm told that the Margaritas are worth the visit alone.

Yup Paul, a good musician, he's moved back to Ireland now. But Mary's been there for donkeys years, chains smokes fags and well... she must be 80 now if she's a day.

Don't be silly, do you really expect a Mrs Mop to be on every single bus just in case someone throws up. And if you're moved onto another bus you shouldn't have to touch in you Oyster card again.

Oh! come on Atila, Wenger is well known for the odd spat. Face it he's just as bad a loser as Fergie, which is probably what makes them so successful. Anyway - here's the next England manager, can't be any worse than the last one. Football Is A Cruel Mistress