Jah Lush

Best and worst gigs? Oh! too many to mention, but for starters. One of the best:- First time I saw Iggy Pop (Brixton Jan '91). I'd been wanting to see him for years and he didn't let me down. Strides on and straight in Raw Power...Total headf**k and it didn't let up all the way through. We were straight down the mosh pit pogoing like lunatic 17-year-olds. Brilliant! Worst:- Crowded House (Yawn) Hammersmith Odeon (or Labbatts Hammersmith Apollo as it was called at the time) back in the 90s. As soon as the band came on they shut the bar..boo! Heavy bouncers and you couldn't smoke or dance in the aisles and the audience looked like they'd all got the babysitters in. Walked out after six numbers and haven't been back since. BORING!!

Oh! I'm so sorry, but my limerick skills seemed to have lost me today. I start again shall I... It's Friday so where shall I eat So many places to go and people to meet.

Who me? Whaddya want?

Of course...Doctor Who! Why didn't I think of that. I can't remember the name of the girl who used to produce that stuff but she was a frigging genius.

Only if it's filled with whores, drugs and all nights card games...oh and a well stocked bar of course.

Dear El Bow, there are plenty on threads on here about restaurants in East Dulwich and lots of references to the one you mention here, mostly good I might add. I'd put url on it for you but I don't know how. Anyone else want to help this guy out?

Monty Python's Flying Circus Shameless

The Sea Cow for fish & Chips?

Match Of The Day

Good call on those three Sean but there could still be so much more. Saxondale was once again absolutely hilarious last night.

Now that's a bloody good idea. It's exactly the sort of thing I intend to do, especially as its Poets Day.

I'm not being virtuous about it Alan and golf is a game played by men with small balls.

Crows! Shudders. Ever since I watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds when I was a kid crows and seagulls positively give me the creeps.

They'd put the rents up again!

Totally agree with you there *Bob*. The telly is full of shite! Too many bloody soaps as well if you ask me. I'd like to see something like Play For Day brought back, dunno if you remember that of course but you'd usually get a good drama, well acted, thought provoking maybe and proper entertainment. Things like Nuts In May and Abigail's Party came from that. Brilliant stuff.

2010! Ye Gods Mockers. *Writes furious letter to Channel 4*. Grrr!

*Pokes head in the door, eyes scan the room for a certain virago* *Cool, it's quietened down, sends the cleaners home with a big tip* *Pours self a very strong coffee, lights a Marlboro Red* *Lies down on large sofa to ease the aching bones* *Pulls out copy of the Indy, breathes sigh of relief* *Peace & quiet at last*

S'right *Bob* I don't have to watch it do I?

Seems there's only four or five of you watching it this year, the ratings can't be much more than that either. Personally I'd rather nail my cock to the floor than ever watch it again. Odds-on cert it'll be dropped after this series.

*OK OK I submit..gasps, coughs, splutters* *Congratulates MW74 for superior technique and overall fitness* *Thinks..I'll stick to sex, drugs & rock n' roll* *Heads for shower and hall of shame*

Yeah, it's bloody terrible the Palais has shut down, was one of the best places to see bands in London, went to many a great gig there over the years. Last one was Primal Scream a couple of years ago. Top night!

*Hmmm, thought I'd be Ok having been off the sauce all week* *Starts to feel a bit of a ninny, seems I'm wresting a girlie* *Feels the power of MW74's headlock, gasps for breath* *Feels the anger of her dull day at the office* *That's quite a grip you've got there* OHMYGOD!* *Gasps for breath, all that training you've been doing is paying off* *Gasps again, coughs, splutters*

*"Baby oil baby oil baby oil"* *Oh all right then, might as well be me* *Makes a lunge for MW74 but misses and slips on slippery surface*

*Ringside seats, they'll cost ya you know*

*Strolls in all bright and breezy* *Oh you must be bored darling, really bored* *Can we use baby oil instead?