Jah Lush

Good call on those three Sean but there could still be so much more. Saxondale was once again absolutely hilarious last night.

Now that's a bloody good idea. It's exactly the sort of thing I intend to do, especially as its Poets Day.

I'm not being virtuous about it Alan and golf is a game played by men with small balls.

Crows! Shudders. Ever since I watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds when I was a kid crows and seagulls positively give me the creeps.

They'd put the rents up again!

Totally agree with you there *Bob*. The telly is full of shite! Too many bloody soaps as well if you ask me. I'd like to see something like Play For Day brought back, dunno if you remember that of course but you'd usually get a good drama, well acted, thought provoking maybe and proper entertainment. Things like Nuts In May and Abigail's Party came from that. Brilliant stuff.

2010! Ye Gods Mockers. *Writes furious letter to Channel 4*. Grrr!

*Pokes head in the door, eyes scan the room for a certain virago* *Cool, it's quietened down, sends the cleaners home with a big tip* *Pours self a very strong coffee, lights a Marlboro Red* *Lies down on large sofa to ease the aching bones* *Pulls out copy of the Indy, breathes sigh of relief* *Peace & quiet at last*

S'right *Bob* I don't have to watch it do I?

Seems there's only four or five of you watching it this year, the ratings can't be much more than that either. Personally I'd rather nail my cock to the floor than ever watch it again. Odds-on cert it'll be dropped after this series.

*OK OK I submit..gasps, coughs, splutters* *Congratulates MW74 for superior technique and overall fitness* *Thinks..I'll stick to sex, drugs & rock n' roll* *Heads for shower and hall of shame*

Yeah, it's bloody terrible the Palais has shut down, was one of the best places to see bands in London, went to many a great gig there over the years. Last one was Primal Scream a couple of years ago. Top night!

*Hmmm, thought I'd be Ok having been off the sauce all week* *Starts to feel a bit of a ninny, seems I'm wresting a girlie* *Feels the power of MW74's headlock, gasps for breath* *Feels the anger of her dull day at the office* *That's quite a grip you've got there* OHMYGOD!* *Gasps for breath, all that training you've been doing is paying off* *Gasps again, coughs, splutters*

*"Baby oil baby oil baby oil"* *Oh all right then, might as well be me* *Makes a lunge for MW74 but misses and slips on slippery surface*

*Ringside seats, they'll cost ya you know*

*Strolls in all bright and breezy* *Oh you must be bored darling, really bored* *Can we use baby oil instead?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah, if you fancy the Pogues this year we'll get a > gang together, I'm well up for it, the whole > academy is like a massive Irish pub for the night! > :)-D I could well be up for it too. A mate of mine went last year and said they still cut the mustard and of course you have to get into the spirit of things. Nudge nudge, wink wink!

Yeah! Squeeze have got a great set list Keef and MW74 but it's at Hammersmith Apollo, f**king awful place. Vowed never to go there again a long time ago.

Good call Keef, was thinking of doing something like this myself but you've beaten me to it. I first saw the Pogues supporting Elvis Costello at the old Hammersmith Palais in '82 or '83 and they completely tore the place apart. Elvis was so boring compared to them. Saw them again at one of those Xmas gigs at Brixton Academy that you're talking about in the early 90s and it was like one massive party, brilliant atmosphere and full of people in Celtic shirts. Great gig and everyone pissed as puddings. Marvellous!:))

An AK47 does it for me.(tu)

Err..actually we've done this one before.

To be fair to Dyer, when he's fit and I know that's very rare, he's actually a very good player but to fork out ?6 million for a footballer with his history of injuries is just plain daft.

So, Mockney, worth every penny that Kieron Dyer? He's the equivalent of having a Rolls Royce that's permanently in the garage. Well, maybe not a Roller, more like a second hand Vauxhall.

I queried that one earlier on in the thread Asset because I was just as appalled as you probably were and to be fair it was answered satisfactorily, thank God.

badger Wrote: Now tell me what is more unusual - two > gay guys kissing in a bar in SE22, or a gay guy > kissing a (then) lesbian girl in the same bar? I'm just wondering...are there any closet heterosexuals out there?:-$