Jah Lush

Also, there's the description of a young man/boy homosexual who gets regularly buggered by an older man being a "young chicken."

Monogyny is not a natural state for man. We're the only mammal that is. Variety is the spice of life. Not a popular opinion here I expect, but that's why those eyes stray.

Gary Oldman for me. One south London boy to play another and he does bare some resemblence to me although obviously I'm far more handsome even if I say so myself.

Another Lehman clanger...what a beaut. Spurs hammer a toothless Derby County 4-0, Man U lose to City, Torres opens his account with fabulous goal for Liverpool, some terrible refeering decisions in the same match, Newcastle still can't score at home, Terry Sheringham still scoring goals for Colchester at 41, Leeds United making steady progress and is it time for video evidence on the goal lines after yet another "goal" disallowed at Fulham.

There once was a limerick teacher Who could be a bit of preacher no offence but common sense is one of her best features

LOL..>:D

Well...if you got out more and met more people you could mass-debate. Oh sorry, I couldn't help that one. Please ignore me. I'm going down the pub.

You should get out more Declan.

OK I'm up for these, we've got the whens now all we need is the wheres. Where's the birthday bash going to be? and where's the next forum jolly-up going to be? Plenty of time to work this out though.

Doh! S'alright Michael, just looked it up.:))

Did you know that Jim Fixx, author of The Complete Guide To Running died whilst...jogging. Sorry, Micheal P, what's Britannia Rescue?

They play all sorts of stuff in there Alan, try and get a couple of stalls in the middle of the bar betwixt the bar's speakers. Best seats inside Inside 72.

When I saw this thread I thought The Faces had reformed and were doing a gig locally. Doh! Aceface there's a thread or two on here called Celebrities in East Dulwich & Famous Faces, no need to start a new one, we've got enough already thanks.

I remember when the writer/piss artist Jeffrey Bernard was in hospital once with yet another drink related illness and when asked why he drank so much replied:- "To stop myself from jogging."

You can run but you can't run away from yourself.

It's a marathon, not a sprint. Early days yet but if Spurs lose to Derby on Saturday then we really are in the shit.

Hmmm...I've seen it happen too. I went to AA a couple of times back in the 80s when I was having serious problems with my drinking (eight attacks of acute pancreatitus in six years due to my excesses) and they certainly helped me out and helped me to stay off the sauce for quite a while longer than I thought I'd be able to manage but I just couldn't get with the programme and the higher power thing, then again I have a friend recently out of rehab and it's helping him and another who's been off the sauce for 22 years and it's certainly helped him too.

*Sniffs Citizen's foot, sobers up immediately* *All this camping in the rain I think you may have trenchfoot old bean* *The mention of the word training has sent me back to the bar* **Quick slurp* *Thinks Citizen may need to see a pharmacist* *Pops out to local chemist, back in a tic*

Me? Messing about, don't be silly Mockers. Anyway, just remembered Paul "Elvis" Chan played at the wedding reception of a friend of mine a few years back and he was bloody fantastic. I wish him a speedy return to good health.

Are you being serious Fish? Do you drink like a fish, Fish? because I could probably put you in touch with a local AA meeting place if you feel you've hit rock bottom and need to address your problem. Otherwise see you down the pub and mine's a pint.:)-D

These catchlines are getting a bit long aren't they. 1. Yes. 2. No.

There already is one.

*Wonders when MW74 is going to come off the wagon* *Slurs "Come on darlin' come an 'ave a drinkypoo* *Falls off stool in fit of giggles*

Sorry, Mockers well spotted, but then you'd know that wouldn't you. Must looks that one up if it's half as funny as the title.

A wunch...I'm guessing here but is it White Urban Neo-Conservative Hoorays?