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I've just fallen off my chair with laughter reading that. Brilliant! A marvellous rant for a first-timer to the EDF. You've made my day. Welcome to the forum Strictteacher.

Thanks Incitatus. You won't meet a bigger Bonzos fan than me. I worship Vivian Stanshall and I love the answerphone quote. Also they used to play at the Bird In Hand in Forest Hill. Thanks again. "Can blue men sing the whites or are they hypocrites"

*Pops head in the door and sees MW74 a quivering wreck in the corner of the room* *Sympathises, knows that MW74 is off the sauce and had a bad day at the office *straps on a battered Martin acoustic instead" *Starts strumming an old tune that we can empathise with" *Hope this cheers you up mate, bursts in song* "Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday You got to work like a slave all day Here come Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday I'm so tired got no time to play Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks My gal calls, got to tell her that I'm out 'Cause Thursday is a hard workin' day And Friday I get my pay Saturday mornin' oh Saturday morning' All my tiredness has gone away Got my money and my honey And I'm out on the stand to play Sunday mornin' my head is bad But it's worth it for the time that I had But I've got to get my rest Cause Monday's a mess *Puts down guitar, blows MW74 a kiss* *Pours self large JD & Coke, slumps in chair*

Oh alright then..well done Arse...I'm sorry it's a real struggle. How about well done all the British teams in Europe last night?

Hey Alan, well done...you're playing some right crap for the old folks today. But as a man who worships at the Presleytarian Church of Elvis The Divine may I suggest you play Kirsty McCall's There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He's Elvis, followed by some great stuff from The Pelvis himself like - Marie's The Name, His Latest Flame or Heartbreak Hotel and Always On My Mind. It'll be a good tonic for oldies. Cheers!

Good to see Man Utd struggling already, snigger snigger. Well done Pompey.

Declan, were you an only twin?

There once was a lady called Asset Who enjoyed the Mail's Fred Bassett but her pedandtry to rhyme and get the limericks in line were akin to a borderline fascist.

*Bob*, have you been on the Paedo Grigio again?

It's always my bleeding round, that's why I'm perpetually skint. Anyway, sorry you lot were having a serious conversation weren't you so I'll let you get on with it and I'll go and be silly somewhere else.

I used to see Tom Baker in the Coach & Horses in Soho back in the day, Jeffrey Bernard too, obviously.

Everyone should believe in something and I believe I'll have another drink.

They both do Alan. Enjoy your jolly-up.

What's your team then ratty?

You could always switch channels or read a book though.

Also, it's an ongoing story as it has now gone to court and the accused is pleading his alleged innocence.

Bog Standard more like. It's another crap publication from the owners of the Daily Mail, Associated Newspapers.(td)

I don't know what I want but I want it now!

I listened to those idiots on Five Live bleating about Martin Jol on the way back from the game in the luxury of my mate's Lexus. Most of those people on phone-ins know f**k all about football. This is a man who has got us a top five finish in the last two seasons and a couple of good cup runs in which I think we were a little lacking in experience when it came to the business end of matters. I happen to think he is a fine coach and if given the right time and resources will eventually bring the success that the long suffering Spurs fans deserve. I'm working late tonight, but if I do pop into the CPT for a snifter or two it won't be until about 9pm, so you never know I might catch you later.

Oh god it was a terrible. I'm smarting this morning, really smarting. I can't even bring myself to read the match reports in the papers yet. What a terrible start to the season for Tottenham Hotspur. But here come the excuses. 3 left backs out, three centre-halves, a couple of wingers, or am I just whinging? Oh well, once we do finally get everyone fit again I'm sure we'll be the force that people have been saying we should be this season. In the meantime Grrrr!(6)

I do have a tendency to lower the tone, so I'll keep this one clean. "Takes one to know one."

I'm afraid there's no chance of that happening.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > that's f*cking horrible.............. I couldn't agree with you more and apologise if you were offended by the posting.

Please ladies avert your eyes now. "She had a c**t like a ripped out fireplace.

I'm afraid not Ladygooner. In fact I missed all of the football over the weekend. Probably just as well eh? Will be up the Lane tonight though to give Everton and damned good thrashing (hopefully).