*Pops head in the door and sees MW74 a quivering wreck in the corner of the room* *Sympathises, knows that MW74 is off the sauce and had a bad day at the office *straps on a battered Martin acoustic instead" *Starts strumming an old tune that we can empathise with" *Hope this cheers you up mate, bursts in song* "Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday You got to work like a slave all day Here come Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday I'm so tired got no time to play Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks My gal calls, got to tell her that I'm out 'Cause Thursday is a hard workin' day And Friday I get my pay Saturday mornin' oh Saturday morning' All my tiredness has gone away Got my money and my honey And I'm out on the stand to play Sunday mornin' my head is bad But it's worth it for the time that I had But I've got to get my rest Cause Monday's a mess *Puts down guitar, blows MW74 a kiss* *Pours self large JD & Coke, slumps in chair*