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OK I'm up for these, we've got the whens now all we need is the wheres. Where's the birthday bash going to be? and where's the next forum jolly-up going to be? Plenty of time to work this out though.

Doh! S'alright Michael, just looked it up.:))

Did you know that Jim Fixx, author of The Complete Guide To Running died whilst...jogging. Sorry, Micheal P, what's Britannia Rescue?

They play all sorts of stuff in there Alan, try and get a couple of stalls in the middle of the bar betwixt the bar's speakers. Best seats inside Inside 72.

When I saw this thread I thought The Faces had reformed and were doing a gig locally. Doh! Aceface there's a thread or two on here called Celebrities in East Dulwich & Famous Faces, no need to start a new one, we've got enough already thanks.

I remember when the writer/piss artist Jeffrey Bernard was in hospital once with yet another drink related illness and when asked why he drank so much replied:- "To stop myself from jogging."

You can run but you can't run away from yourself.

It's a marathon, not a sprint. Early days yet but if Spurs lose to Derby on Saturday then we really are in the shit.

Hmmm...I've seen it happen too. I went to AA a couple of times back in the 80s when I was having serious problems with my drinking (eight attacks of acute pancreatitus in six years due to my excesses) and they certainly helped me out and helped me to stay off the sauce for quite a while longer than I thought I'd be able to manage but I just couldn't get with the programme and the higher power thing, then again I have a friend recently out of rehab and it's helping him and another who's been off the sauce for 22 years and it's certainly helped him too.

*Sniffs Citizen's foot, sobers up immediately* *All this camping in the rain I think you may have trenchfoot old bean* *The mention of the word training has sent me back to the bar* **Quick slurp* *Thinks Citizen may need to see a pharmacist* *Pops out to local chemist, back in a tic*

Me? Messing about, don't be silly Mockers. Anyway, just remembered Paul "Elvis" Chan played at the wedding reception of a friend of mine a few years back and he was bloody fantastic. I wish him a speedy return to good health.

Are you being serious Fish? Do you drink like a fish, Fish? because I could probably put you in touch with a local AA meeting place if you feel you've hit rock bottom and need to address your problem. Otherwise see you down the pub and mine's a pint.:)-D

These catchlines are getting a bit long aren't they. 1. Yes. 2. No.

There already is one.

*Wonders when MW74 is going to come off the wagon* *Slurs "Come on darlin' come an 'ave a drinkypoo* *Falls off stool in fit of giggles*

Sorry, Mockers well spotted, but then you'd know that wouldn't you. Must looks that one up if it's half as funny as the title.

A wunch...I'm guessing here but is it White Urban Neo-Conservative Hoorays?

I've just fallen off my chair with laughter reading that. Brilliant! A marvellous rant for a first-timer to the EDF. You've made my day. Welcome to the forum Strictteacher.

Thanks Incitatus. You won't meet a bigger Bonzos fan than me. I worship Vivian Stanshall and I love the answerphone quote. Also they used to play at the Bird In Hand in Forest Hill. Thanks again. "Can blue men sing the whites or are they hypocrites"

*Pops head in the door and sees MW74 a quivering wreck in the corner of the room* *Sympathises, knows that MW74 is off the sauce and had a bad day at the office *straps on a battered Martin acoustic instead" *Starts strumming an old tune that we can empathise with" *Hope this cheers you up mate, bursts in song* "Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday You got to work like a slave all day Here come Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday I'm so tired got no time to play Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks My gal calls, got to tell her that I'm out 'Cause Thursday is a hard workin' day And Friday I get my pay Saturday mornin' oh Saturday morning' All my tiredness has gone away Got my money and my honey And I'm out on the stand to play Sunday mornin' my head is bad But it's worth it for the time that I had But I've got to get my rest Cause Monday's a mess *Puts down guitar, blows MW74 a kiss* *Pours self large JD & Coke, slumps in chair*

Oh alright then..well done Arse...I'm sorry it's a real struggle. How about well done all the British teams in Europe last night?

Hey Alan, well done...you're playing some right crap for the old folks today. But as a man who worships at the Presleytarian Church of Elvis The Divine may I suggest you play Kirsty McCall's There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He's Elvis, followed by some great stuff from The Pelvis himself like - Marie's The Name, His Latest Flame or Heartbreak Hotel and Always On My Mind. It'll be a good tonic for oldies. Cheers!

Good to see Man Utd struggling already, snigger snigger. Well done Pompey.

Declan, were you an only twin?

There once was a lady called Asset Who enjoyed the Mail's Fred Bassett but her pedandtry to rhyme and get the limericks in line were akin to a borderline fascist.