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James, he's definitely joking...about Boots closing that is. However if you ever feel the need to join a church perhaps you'd care to join myself and others in worship at the Presleytarian Church Of Elvis The Divine.

Well, now let's not get personal Louisa, although I do have a penchant for silliness, but if you do bother to take a look at the other celebrity/famous threads it would seem that anyone who has appeared on the goggle box these days, whether they have a talent or not - see any "reality TV" or questionable "talent show" is now deemed worthy of their 15 minutes of fame and your Mad Lizzie certainly had hers otherwise you wouldn't have recognised or mentioned her in the first place.

In that case it's on the wrong thread. See Famous Faces or Celebrities in East Dulwich. Then again the 80s (dread decade)and "fitness face of TVAM" makes me squirm somewhat. I speak as man who takes a more Buddhist approach to morning exercise, which to the untrained eye looks rather like a large man sitting in bed drinking coffee and smoking a Marlboro Red.

Who may I ask is Mad Lizzie?

My dear Mockney, me a weekender? I don't bloody think so. The efforts I've put in over the last four decades must surely deserve a mention in dispatches. Anyway the likeness to me on page 18:- see druggie in a straitjacket - is uncanny.

Oh! Mockney, I'm deeply shocked and rather disturbed that you have made the assumption that I may have enjoyed a recreational pharmacuetical or two. Remember kids drugs are for mugs. Just leave 'em to us grown-ups OK.:))

Two men in an airport bump into each other. The first man says: "I can't find my wife." The second replies: "I can't find mine either, what does yours look like?" "Well", the first man replies "she's 5ft 10ins, blonde, big boobs, wearing a mini skirt and high heels. What does yours look like?" "F**k her," says the second man, "let's look for yours."

What I can't stand is people taking shit loads of drugs and not giving me any of the bastard stuff!!!(6)Grrr!

*Comes back through the bar door* *puts down gun after failing miserably to find any parking attendants to kill or seriously maim* *Feels a bit sheepish and silly as knows that mindless violence never achieves anything* *seeks solace in a bottle of Margaux '61* *Anyone care for a glass?*

The power of positive drinking.

Comes out in sympathy with Brendan *takes huge swig of Rebel Yell from bottle* *loads pump action shotgun and goes looking for fascist car park attendants*

So if grown-ups reading childrens books is a little infantile surely anyone reading Jordan's book is a total moron. Answers on a postcard please.

No problem, Sean *starts doing wild windmill slashes at guitar a la Pete Townshend* *sings *I'm the world's forgotten boy the one who searches to destroy* Notices Tatiana has brought some equally gorgeous and buxom friends with her today* *Hopes that luck is changing*

Grrrr....I hate Mondays got to let off some steam. *plugs in '58 Telecaster to battered old AC30, switches it up to 11* *tears into opening riff to The Stooges Raw Power* *leers lasciviously at the gorgeous Tatiana* *starts to feel better already*

Finally popped into the Sea Cow for the very first time on Friday afternoon where I had Haddock and Chips and mushy peas washed down with a very nice bottle of Macon Village. Very nice indeed, couldn't eat all of the chips but polished off the vino no problem. Will definitely be going back soon as I want to try their Red snapper and Sea Bass.

Sorry, but I'm defintely with *Bob* on this issue. Grown ups reading childrens books shouldn't be allowed especially on public transport. Read a proper book, you're not a child anymore, get a life FFS.

Just started The Magus by John Fowles, can't seem to put it down. Excellent.

Brilliant! Top choice Sean wey hey! 90s rave up got any disco biscuits?

That's right Keef, if you wanna drink wine, go to a bloody wine bar, this a pub for f**k's sake.

Oh I wouldn't go that far but Johnny's sure proud of his roots Anyway I can't seem to stop pogoing have I slipped into a time warp? Is it 1977 in here? Someone help me or get me another drink ah!

Good to get it off your chest Citizen and while you're at it I'll have a large one too Right! Lets have the Pistols on. reaches for the iPod and whacks on Anarchy For the UK

If you've not been in there yet then give it a go Xanadustar. I'm sure you'll be as pleasantly surprised as I've been on the two visits I've made since they've reopened.

They were swept away by a huge gust of wind late one Friday in May.

I was in there too Brendan or rather on the garden sofa from about 6.30 to 8.45, smoking a constant supply of Luckies and drinking pints of Harveys. It's like having a brand new local boozer to go to. Marvellous.

Yes Bleep, same owners as the Daily Mail, Associated Newspapers, peddlers of poisoned right wing bigotry. Come to think of it though wasn't Boorish Johnson sacked from The Times for making things up. The man can't be trusted.