Jah Lush
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See Sean's definition Macroban.
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I think you could find yourself on the receiving end of quite a bit of grief for that post *Bob*.
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Don't be coy. Surely, you don't want me to spell it out for you do you?
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Heber primary school memories
Jah Lush replied to jim_the_chin's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Not strictly East Dulwich I know but I went to Dulwich Hamlet Infants and Junior Schools. -
Indeed, my definition doesn't appear to be on there at all. But I think dear readers you DO know what my definition is don't you.
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A Milf.
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Ah yes, thanks Fear & Boozing and as for Mr Abu Hamza, who is still languishing in Belmarsh Prison....where you're still allowed to smoke. Must be a bit difficult with that hook though.
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Climbs out of pool, grabs a beer, finds a plate and fills it with Sean's chilli. Wow! that's good and hot. Well done Sean, just what the doctor ordered. Finds lounger and starts stuffing face with a second helping and prepares for an afternoon of sun bathing and generally chilling out.
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Top story of the day for me is the bungling officials in Stoke-On-Trent for failing to confirm banning powers in time so people are still happily smoking away in the town's 400 pubs and clubs. :)) And will be able to do so until August 1st.
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Wakes up from rather long snooze, good job I plugged myself into a saline drip last night as I'm now feeling right as ninepence and ready for a new day...hmmm chilli and beer, that'll make a fine brunch but I think I'll have a quick dip in the pool first just to freshen up a bit. Slips into shorts and dives in. Oh wow! Come on in the water's lovely.
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*Hoorah, finds ciggies, skins up and pours another JD and coke, swills from can of red stripe in other hand. I think I'm bit too relaxed to play darts actually, but I'll deffo have some of that chilli. Gasps!..bloody hell that's hot.*
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*Yes, nice place you have here...I'm feeling kinda relaxed already.*
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Bollocks to darts, I need a large Jack and pint of the black stuff. Is there fag machine in here?
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Afternoon, mind if I join you. I'm gagging for a drink I see me Mr Fear & Boozing has been on the crystal meths again?
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Thanks very much Louisa, I shall be booking a table there in the very near future.
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Excuse me but has anyone got Le Moulin's number please? I'd like to book a table soon.
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Oh! I do love a happy ending. Well done for fessing up susyp. I haven't been to Le Moulin for years and because of your excellent review shall be booking a table in there soon.
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Recently a man from East Dulwich had to go to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the man his girlfriend had found the ring in his trousers and became so furious that she stuck it on him while he was asleep. So which is worse? Having your girlfriend find out that you are married? Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis? Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring?
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The 10th is ok for me too.(tu)
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Nurse! The screens.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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I can make the 3rd, no problem.
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Excellent!, you've made a good choice Meccadave and welcome to the forum.
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Oi! I'm Spurs fan and rarely confused apart from when I've mixed up my drugs with too much alcohol or vice versa. I certainly wouldn't get confused between White Hart Lane and Lordship Lane but, yes I have heard it called the Strip on many occasions but that would refer to the bit where all the restaurants and bars are from the EDT to the Magdala.
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Yeah, I like breasts too but it doesn't mean I have an oedipus complex and I can't see how a woman feeding her baby would be a turn on for anyone, like I said before it's the most natural thing in the world so why oh why get so uptight about it.