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Yes, Helen, do come back and tell us because I've never heard of Eva May Davies either. Baffled.

The Top Country Songs of 2007: 12. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. 10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'd Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. And the number 1 country song is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woken Up With A Few.

I went to a dyslexic rave it was great, everyone was out of their heads on F. In the corner a man was mainlining a heron.

Cor blimey yeah, yer right mate. Better keep a low profile, know worra mean. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse, cheers guv. Oooh er...Bob Monkhouse, he's dead isn't he? Well I know for a fact he died on his arse a few times...

Thank you Spadetownboy, that's cleared that one up for me. But Louisa, I hardly think Mad Frankie Fraser could be considered important, especially as he is someone who has spent most of his life in prison and was certified insane three times, the man was a violent and dangerous pyschopath, although I'm sure he was very nice to his mum etc etc. I have seen him down the Dog a few times in the past though.

Yeah, come on do tell. What association has Oscar Wilde got with Dulwich coz I'm damned if I know.

Ken went to the same school as I did, way before me though.

I was replying to Ant's posting Mockney and although I haven't been able to read all of it yet I suppose I shouldn't really be shocked or surprised by it.

Actually, Louisa you come across as exactly the opposite. Anyway...Tony like most shortish people, Napoleon, Adolf Hitler to name but two, has a superficial warmth and charm that deceives many.

Blimey Keef, we smoke the same ciggies. I started inhaling at 12, Players No 6, progressed to Winston at 17 and Marlboro Reds about ten years ago. I occasionally enjoy Gitanes too. English cigarettes like Bensons and Rothmans taste like cardboard to me.

Haven't got the time to read all of that but I got the gist of it and that is truly shocking.

James, you are awful but I like you. Lord Byron, Edward Alleyn, Raymond Chandler.

Yeah! Boots is crap. Pret gets my vote and I like the coffee in there too. Better than a Starfucks anyday.

They were reupholstered a while back James.

Well said James and Bob. Couldn't agree more with you.

It's okay Citizen I knew your were being ironic, I was just being facetious.

For some reason, which I find baffling he's rather popular, a popular buffoon though. I certainly wouldn't vote for him.

I've got a football but it needs pumping, bit like me really. Anyone got a pump?

>:D

Me too. Excellent idea and I hope that the application is approved.

Yup, that sums it up perfectly Sean. Perhaps the manager will hopefully take a peak at your post and others and act on it.

OK, I might be up for that. How about a kickabout? If it's non-competitive does that mean there won't be any jumpers for goalposts? Maybe I'll just catch you in the pub later.:)-D

I think they were opposed to a new build of flats.

Good call on the Marathon, I may even join you and that's quite correct Keef, breathing the fumes you pick up on any normal High Street's traffic flow is probably akin to smoking 20 Capstan Full Strength a day, so cough on that yer namby pamby afraid to fooking die bloody health fascists!

LOL. Good idea that Brendan, bit of exercise between pints. I'll take my glass with me though, just fill her up mate coz I'm gasping for a fag. That the sort of fitness regime I can relate to.:)-DCheers.