Jah Lush

Good point. Well made.

BOUT OF SOBRIETY With a little red wine beneath my belt, I breathe breath that can melt the paint off doors. A tongue to strip the polish off a parquet floor.... smooth. Wake up in the morning with a concertina cough, my coke-encrusted lungs a fluttering like a pigeon loft. Brown-top-fingers fumble for the 1st days fag: stick it in my face and (cough) What a drag. Once my skin was soft as a hard-boiled egg. I held the whole wide globe in the palm of my leg. I was the clear-eyed pride of an upright man, now I?m a downright sot-of-a-son and that?s sad. But I?m trying real hard, think I?ve served my time in the purple-stained arms of the daughter of the vine. I?d like to settle down, but first I gotta settle up with the understanding man in the embalming-fluid shop. ?Cos I got swingin? jowls, a puke-box and an ulcer, my ole arteries are hardening just fine - Do It. That sounded so authentic, like to thank you Bubs & Ric for your wholesome Country fiddlin? and I love the way you pick your noses while you?re waiting: Will there be another take? I hope not ?cos I?m knackered and I?m dying for a snakes. Get home early morning and I throw myself in bed, asleep my mouth wide-open me woman thinks I?m dead. She kicks me, I start gruntin?, she knows that I?m alright, disgusting in the darkness, I?ve been boozin? thru? the night. Yeah, I?m snorin? like a rhino, she gives a little dig, I roll onto my side and I start (snooorrrt) like a pig. Now she starts to rabbit, you should hear the way she talks. ?You see so many bottles, why don?t you get yourself a cork!? Gotta glass in my hand/gotta bottle gonna guzzle/gotta stop/gotta go maybe buy myself a muzzle.

Money in my pocket. Money in my bank account. Going for the money shot.

Another terrible weekend for me.

Dear United fans. I wouldn't get too excited about your win yesterday. It was only QPR and they were once again bloody awful. Wouldn't surprise me if Harry gets the Spanish archer soon with any more dreadful performances like that.

Me too.

Is that the one underneath the railway arch by West Dulwich station?

The first six of what LondonMIx listed plus Arsenal losing and Tottenham Hotspur winning on the same day.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde.

352 Lordship Lane.

Yeah, best to stick with the devil you know.

This is more worrying though. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/tottenham-up-sale-owner-joe-4197493

Actually, that's a good idea. I'd prefer that and The O's could do with the income.

I think Wembley would be a goer but I hate that place and I wouldn't want to be going to the Effeminates and I'm certain Gooner fans wouldn't want us there either so I'd settle for Milton Keynes even though its capacity is only 22,000. There is of course the Olympic Stadium...

melbourne groover Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > alice Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > then maybe the not so pretty rip off of 'tapas > > evenings' may halt > > > To be fair, it isn't Pretty's running the tapas > evenings.... How is it a rip off? I've enjoyed it every time I've been and they are now doing an early bird deal - five tapas for ?20 or five tapas plus a bottle of wine for ?35 between 6pm and 7.30pm. All delicious and good value I'd say.

All the old guard have gone and it was good to see young players getting their chance. Of those making their debut, Coleman impressed me most.

I'd file that alongside people who say 'awesome' to describe everything. "How was your journey into work today?" "Awesome, just awesome." "Wow! Just wow!" Cnuts!

Wow wow wow wow!. Unbelievable. I blame Kate Bush.

Audacious bid for Ronaldinho. Yeah, good luck with that. http://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/sport/football/11450293.Basingstoke_Town_launch_bid_to_sign_Ronaldinho/?ref=fbsend

BT Sport.

Here we go again.

Well, that was far more interesting. Lamela scored a cracker and Di Maria played a blinder. I'm having a fiver on Lamela and Di Maria both scoring in their next games for their clubs.

Glad I recorded the Germany v Argentina game. Gonna watch that now.

Otta Wrote: > > Not so excited as an England fan because I don't > think he'll be used to his full potential. There's a very long list of players who you could you say come under that description.

I'm watching...