rendelharris Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quiche becomes a cheese 'n' ham flan, obviously. > > In English we already have egg and bacon pie for quiche. Duvets will once again be quilts (or, as they're continental, possibly replaced with blankets). Creme fraiche will disappear without trace, along with petit filou. Baguettes will be French sticks. Cafes, bistros, brasseries and restaurants will become coffee houses, grills and dining rooms. Cappuccinos will be replaced by Camp coffee essence and boiled milk, and as a result the obesity epidemic will resolve itself in 18 months. Aubergines will be eggplants. Rocket will disappear from sandwiches. ...and all sold in pints, pounds and ounces.