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Jimbob

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  1. i have a purpose but if truth be told i prefer sharks.
  2. its the same with hospitals the whole country over, people will always complain about their local one no matter how bad or good it is, they will always complain. saying that i was supposed to get an audiology appt, so far heard nothing.
  3. giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What happens if a woman takes it? an image of nipples like organ stops springs to mind.
  4. i use viagr* eyedrops..................they make me look hard
  5. nah you got it all wrong, blackboard menu, can,t be a gastro pub if theres no blackboard menu.
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    a joke

    ulrika johnsson has been rushed out of the big brother house after sitting on her mobile phone. apparantly its not the first time she,s had an ericsson up her arse.
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    butcher

    can you still get smoked monkey heads down the rye
  8. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > tho' the stresses of the job can be appalling - > not the patients but the burdensome bureaucracy > that gets in the way of treating the patients. > > Replace "patients" with "pupils" or "service > users", and you've just described pretty much any > public service job. only pupils and service users don,t normally have a tendency to experience life saving procedures or on occasion die on you.
  9. m&s tend to have pretty good rates.
  10. i think if you take the likes of the dwh and the harvester for what they are, and don,t go in expecting a michelin starred gastroexperience, then they are not bad. i ate in the dwh in it last week and the food wasn,t bad although as already mentioned a tad on the dear side for what it was. it could well be trying to aim for the middle ground between the likes of the harvester and the gastropubs down the lane, but it would need to buck its ideas up a fair bit to achieve this. needless to say i,ve tried it although i havn,t been entirely put off i,ll stick to the harvester from now on, early bird menu, unlimited salad cart, pub crawl down the lane, where else would you get it.
  11. yeah remember peckham spring water, the blokes who bottled that made a fortune, ed water would top that no end.
  12. it was actually his cuts which were the problem, he was too ham fisted.
  13. Jimbob

    BBC news

    euronews sky channel 508, knocks spots of everything else.
  14. i only use it for handiness ie if passing and i need something, otherwise all my meat and poultry comes fom sainsburys, decent produce and price to boot.
  15. AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I pee'd on a group of kids on the no 12 coming > back form oxford street at about 9pm. I had never > done anything like it before but it seemed a good > idea at the time. They were completely stunned and > spent the first few seconds trying to work out > where the "rain" was coming from. there,s people would pay for that.
  16. apparantly they,ve moved into bellend(en) road.
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    Ulrika Jonsson

    Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef old bean... she's had more pricks than a > second hand dartboard. Fact. she,s been cocked more times than john waynes gun.
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    Ulrika Jonsson

    Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Friend of Helen Chamberlain then is she? shes into her darts now i believe
  19. Jimbob

    a joke

    lets just make fun of blind people,the elderly;-) and japanese peoples inability to pronounce english properly instead.
  20. lakeside smakeside, it the ally pally you want to be watching
  21. Jimbob

    a joke

    socks, and there was me thinking they used new born lambs.
  22. lord give me strength.
  23. RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I find not answering the door helps. > > I was once scammed by a boy who took out his > eyeball. I can't even remember what the story was > now, but when an 11 year old is holding out his > eyeball on the palm of his hand, unless you're > made of stone you quickly hand over the dosh > (think it was only about ?1 he was asking for). > > He then got me again in a different location about > a year or so later with the same story, I told him > I remembered him but admired his chutzpah so > palmed over the cash again. Then I read about (I > think) Jon Ronson being scammed by the same boy. > > > I like to think that life dealt him lemons but > he's making his lemonade. I also think I may have > told this story before. so what was the actual scam, id pay a pound to see somebody take their eyeball out.
  24. ahh but thats the whole beauty of the game, the big boys(no pun intended) playing each other, pure drama, eg barney vs baxter last night what a match and as for the barney-taylor final of a couple of yrs ago. re: the finishing strategy, most players will aim for a 32 finish not because double 16 is easier to hit than any other double, but purely because if the initial shot is messed up eg single 16 or double 8, then the double 8 will be the next shot, and the bed is beside the double 16, with a marker(s) already in place to make the finish that bit easier.
  25. the cheese block on tv burp, what are the chances of that happening.
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