Jimbob

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm enjoying it very much, djfitz. > Especially all the wobbly, hand-held camera, > nostril shots and the way that it implies that > pretty nurses manage major trauma all on ther own > with no help whatsoever from the less photogenic > doctors in the background. i don,t think it implies anything remotely like that. that was a very catty, unnecessary remark. it would be worthwhile pointing out that doctors pretty or otherwise would have trouble managing major trauma on their own, sure isn,t that why they call for the trauma team, get all those surgeons and orthos to lend a helping hand.

tinagwee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lager is very expensive here I agree, but spirits > are even worse. When I moved over here I had to > take up lager drinking instead of vodka and hence > the beerbelly, as I was sick paying through the > nose for tiny measures of water. (I find a lot of > cental london bars water their vodka down). > > I love it when I go to visit a relative who lives > in deep dark co derry and I buy a round and get > change from a tenner. Has lock ins too. Although > lock ins are a seriously bad idea. even worse than that the measures over here are smaller than the ones back home, as mrs jimbob found out to her cost on her first trip to norn iron.

quite watchable actually. i,m actually on the lookout for any of my neighbours on it. its a type of local "ooh, so thats why he,s got that funny walk" voyeurism.

oi leave the effing helicopters alone, how else are they supposed to get footage for all the cop programmes on the box.

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ah, but not the spiders from "mars bar"

could they be the only chocolate bar immortalised in song? "don,t ya know, we,re talkin about a revolution,it sounds like a wispa". Tracey Chapman.

a blow in.

its handy for the den

i fancy martina navratilova to win it. sure hasn,t she been eating bush tucker for years.

just been on the news, al quaida have planted bombs in tins of alaphabet spaghetti. if they go off it could spell disaster.

following on from a raft of rave reviews when it first hit the screens, i decided to watch donkey punch over the weekend. not much to say about it except, it felt like watching an omnibus edition of hollyoaks. flashy,trashy, with some quite unsavoury characters and not a lot of substance, obviously made to the standard formula.

throwing caution to the wind - bagatelle

Steve O Shea,34, married two kids, originally from Co.Armagh, living in ED since early 90,s, work in the smoke, I have a long arm.

i,ll take issue with the attempt to compare the number of children and "non-combatants" killed by the security forces with that of persons killed by republican factions. of over 3,500 persons killed, the republicans were responsible for almost 60%, loyalists 30% and the security forces 10%. so no comparison at all. no matter how the troubles are dressed up or portrayed, they were a time of sheer unadulaterated savagery,hatred and lawlessness, they are over and peace has settled on northern ireland. i,ve no doubt that in due course moves will come about to try and make ireland a 32 county state and that will perhaps reignight the situation, espicially while the loyalists still hold onto their weapons, but for the time being my friends and family are enjoying for the greater majority of them a peace that they have never known before, let them have their moment.

or may be its your attitude mw, try showing a bit of respect and one never knows you might get a bit shown back.

Pete gets back from his same day appt at DMC,and calls the wife over. "I,m afraid I,ve some bad news. i,ve only got 24 hrs to live". After much crying and anguish, they both settle down, when Pete then suggests to the wife that as he only has 24 hrs left, why don,t the make love, so she agrees. Lying in bed later that day Pete checks the watch and see, s he only has 18 hrs left, so again he suggests making love to the wife, to which she agrees. That evening he checks the watch only 12 hrs left, so they make love again. Naturally unable to settle that night Pete checks the watch only 8 hrs to go, so he again asks the wife, she agrees, they make love and when done, she promptly rolls over and falls asleep. Unable to sleep, Pete checks the watch 4 hrs to go, he gently wakes the wife up, " I,ve only got 4 hrs to go can we make love". She refuses. Pete reminds her he,s only got 4 hrs left in this life. She turns around to him all bleary eyed, "listen honey I,m not trying to be funny here, but I,ve got to get up in the morning and you don,t".

Azul Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > have you seen it ? > > There's a brilliant talk between bobby and the > priest that takes something like 20 minutes in a > single take. > > Makes me wonder if its not time for Ireland to > pick its balls from the ground and take NI into > the republic. > I wonder even with all the crap labour has done, > if cameron won't be another maggie. possibly a > little more girlie. have you got your fucking head screwed on, ireland take ni into the republic, brings to mind rose mcgowan,s similarly ill informed comment about the ira. leave well alone what you don,t know about.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > where is the Forest Hill Road surgery?I only live > round the bend...went round it along time > ago....can't think of where it is? "live round the bend", sorry i misread that.

One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

?1.50 for a chip,quid a drink, going rate these days. a score on 2 machines that didnt work, must have been a tenner a go, otherwise why did you keep pouring money into them. time to reapportion blame one thinks.

calzaghe, was very very lucky against hopkins, a travesty of a decision. hopkins however belived his own hype too much, jones wont make the same mistake, thats why i back him to win in the 9th.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jimbob Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > who cares dr.who is crap, its up there with > donnie > > darko and withnail and i at the top of my scale > of > > crapness. > > > Not seen Donnie Darko, but based on your other > comments, I imagine I'll think it's shite too! Do > you like The Pixies? ;-) nah they,re crap

who cares dr.who is crap, its up there with donnie darko and withnail and i at the top of my scale of crapness.

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