Jimbob

its a bit rich to call it a sport, but for sheer entertainment value its hard to beat. ruffers you,ll have great craic watching it live, infact this is the first year i havn,t been for 5 years. just don,t make the same mistake i made in my first year, its a bit easy to get carried away with the whole thing, and i got so tanked up in the afternoon session, i ended up in a taxi by 6pm and missed the evening session.

Food poisoning alert at Ibrox y,day after McDonalds Whopper sends thousands home feeling ill.

yeh,em the castle would be a good spot, make sure and wear your colours.

me thinks you want to get a bit of cleaning done, soon sort half that out.

tampax have announced they are replacing the sting on tampons with a piece of tinsel. however it will only be for the christmas period.

french toast for me at the mo and a gallon of liptons yellow label tea. yum yum.

ahh underage drinking, those were the days.

i shagged a girl with brittle bone disease last night cor, she was a right cracker.

see any episode of the black and white minstrel show. ahh mammy, i,d walk a million miles for one of your smiles my maaaaaaaaaaaammy.

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tut, bloody martyrs and there was me thinking this was another drink related thread.

doing jazz hands as you walk along will not mark you down as a candidate for mugging, quite the opposite i would suggest.

any book by colin bateman usually hits the spot for me, and the pianist by wladyslaw szpilman was an eye opener but for something to hold the imagination and to draw the final line over what happened in n.ireland over the past 40 years and why it should never be repeated, one should read the book "lost lives", which is a chronology of every person murdered/killed during the troubles. its heartbreaking and every time you feel the depths of human depravity have been reached, you turn the page and open a new chapter on how low mankind can sink.

if anyone is thinking of getting gary glitter anything for xmas, see the above post for inspiration.

probably not, so you might want to think about deleting the post, at the same time i don,t want to sound patronising but the deadlocks are there for a reason.

b,burn 2-0 stoke, bolton 3-0 pompey, fulham 1-1 boro, hull 0-2 sunderland, hammers 1-0 villa, gunners 2-2 pool, toon 1-2 spurs, brom 2-2 city toffees 0-1 chelski.

i just don,t get the whole harry potter thing, wizardary, quiddich, etc fair enough, but a ginger kid with 2 friends, catch a grip.

bugaboo rage incident.

what do you call an indian with pink hair? ghandi floss.

rub-a-duck, forget cockney wankah, you,re aving a larf, me old china.

cockney wankah

lycra, its got to be lycra.

bike racks on the front of buses. is that inside or out? bloke banging and shouting, kicks in doors, throws first punch, driver still guilty? bloke assaults bus driver, driver defends self, driver now needs anger management course. sometimes you just can,t win.

I got a Jehovah,s Witness advent calender today. I opened the first door and there was two of the bastards standing behind it.

I have ,not with a great deal or interest I must add, been following the latest developments on Sark re: the democratic elections. All I can say regarding the Barc Bros, is what bad losers they are. Yes they have put quite a lot of cash into the island over the years, creating employment etc, but to throw ones dummy out of the pram after not getting their way, leaves a bit of a bad taste in the mouth. It just makes me wonder if they had got their people into power what their plans would have been. Sadly we,ll never know, but a little piece of me wonders would it have been like a plot from a James Bond book, with plans to take over the world (or at least Guernsey)from hteir island hideaway.