Right - its official, I am declaring the right to be royally pi$$ed off. There is another thread, somewhere hidden on this board, trying to get a picnic organised for tomorrow, Sunday, in Dulwich park. Its been running for weeks. There has been some limp support for it some half-hearted promises of attendence and feeble declarations of intention but essentially the poor beast is dying a miserable death. It's a forlorn entity with a battered ego and bruised facade, as sad as a beaten dog. It has crawled pathetically up it's own, soggy-quiche and warm-plonked back passage. And then, some bright upstart (who I guess isn't a real captain even) wants to meet up, in a pub, in the evening. He claims to want to swap books, but I know better - the magical, ingredients of "booze" and "post-8pm" have been cited and on the very same day, there you are, you eager puppies, flocking to him. Floozies, the lot of you. You can drink alcohol in the park, you know, you can drink the stuff before the witching hour too, you could bloody well swap your b@astard books (as if I have time to read!) across a plate of sausage rolls, tomorrow in the American Garden. And then I could have at least some adult company whilst I tucked into a wet cheese sandwich and drunk some insipid no-alcoholic elixir whilst I shout "no" at the children. Right I'm off to post on the "why having kids is the best thing ever" thread before watching another 15 episodes of the Fimbles.........