Ted Max
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A sad story, in fact, but something about it made me think of poor old Tony.BexleyGardenCentre. I'm afraid the Pot Noodles were the clincher. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Perthshire/article/15832/i-feel-humiliated-she-s-used-me-pain-for-man-jilted-by-jamaican-bride-after-20-minutes-in-perth.html
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Lays wreath for Curtain's thread. PH of arse is a question of determining whether arse is blue or pink, which are arse colours that can (externally) only be achieved by "white" people. Therefore I declare your question racist and I win the thread points.
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Pharse = Freudian typo.
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Ah, perhaps the origin of the pharse "shit a brick".
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a mate of mine picked up a discarded Metro from under the seat and showed me what to do if I ever had to facilitate a swift exit from a sticky situation. Was it to roll it into a cone and vomit into the extemporised receptacle, before hiffing cone and contents oot the windae?
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Are you Austrian, Woof? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
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NOTW's Thatcher obit cover. http://brianwhelan.net/post/7575919321/the-iron-lady-thatchers-screws-obit?6c9218e8
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http://i55.tinypic.com/1444i3c.jpg "Mr Piers Morgan, you are fired." "Again."
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http://www.jenkins-web.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mr-motivator.jpg
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Or West Indian fast bowlers. Or Death Metal band names. Or incarnations of AFN.
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Coconut Shy (or 'shy' of a coconut ?)
Ted Max replied to KidKruger's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
I heard winners on the "shy" were in fact being handed g*llies in plain paper bags. "Coconut" was just a codeword. -
Should ED make a stand and boycott News Corporations NOTW
Ted Max replied to georgegarrett's topic in The Lounge
The angler casts a lonely fly out over the pond; a polyethylene question mark unfurling, weightless, over the water. These pools have long been fished out but still he returns with his rod and bait box. One day, he knows, there will come that old sharp tug and the reel will shit out its line, squealing in fear and joy. And when it does, he will know what to do. -
Reminds me of HonaB's Never Ending Story gag. Good lad that HonaB, wonder what happened to him. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,192793,192810#msg-192810
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I think if we all work together, we could make this the most boring Friday on here ever. That would make Quids' OP look pretty stupid, wouldn't it?
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Honk's giving it plenty, I see.
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Get me started on native vs html5 web apps. I fucken dare you.
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former East Dulwich councillor - how can I help?
Ted Max replied to James Barber's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Can you get me a beer and pick up my dry cleaning James? James? JAMES -
Jeremy should be shot and thrown in a shallow ditch becos Nokia is shagging Windows Phone7 not Android. Wot a knob.
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"Are there any Greek dry cleaners nearby?" "Why?" "I've got Croesus in my trousers."
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You can stay in a Cornish cottage on wheels for 4k for the weekend at The Secret Garden.
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"Happy Birthday M̶r̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ Steve..."
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My taste in clothes > your taste in clothes
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My taste in music > your taste in music
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Virtual DJ - Which 3 songs would you play to fill the dance floor?
Ted Max replied to Squeaky's topic in The Lounge
My taste in music > your taste in music -
My taste in music > your taste in music