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Peter Mandleson in the "grin" Then Alan Clarke, just for the hell of it even though he's dead.

Stick to Pie & chips Nothing can go wrong then. ( as long as the meat is free range , the flour gluten free ect ..oh and the potatoes are organic)

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm thinking of a Mott the Hoople section. > Now...will anyone second me? .......................................................... Seconded. Who are Mott the Hoople though? W**F

I was bought up in the country and I am very interested in food and it's production I also lived on a small holding in Sussex for years. My friends parents owned an abattoir in Yapton. Cheap meat is about raising the stock fast to achieve bulk. Chickens. Kept in sheds in the U.K , (however most cheap meat comes from Thailand) & a completely artificially lit environment, I have worked in these, I used to recover the dead birds. Feed a high protein diet usually a fishmeal/grain/antibiotic meal mix. deloused by powdering killed at weight around 12-20weeks. Unpleasant but legal production max bird per footage. Equals more yield profit. Customer. Fast food takeaways , bulk buy shops, pet food manufacture, some birds sold live & crated for specific cultural slaughter. Beef. I know small holders who go to market & buy a young bullocks cost ?45.00 approx. These are of no use to and unwanted by the dairy industry, many are killed/disposed of at source. They are the kept in a loose stalls 20 x 30 ft.in a field and fed up with grain meal & the overproduction from the local commercial bakery. White bread ,cakes,biscuits & confectionary products. It all gets used. These cattle bulk (un-surprisingly) fast and are ready for market in about a year. Customers Goes to market, sold to pet food buyers, cheap retail outlets, fastfood wholesalers. Pork Little more tricky though here as we have the world standard on pork production.We implemented this best practice at the Oxford research unit.So we tend to now produce specialist slow grow breeds for the upper end of the free range market. We banned closed sow stalls sometime ago, however we import mainly scandinavian meat where stalls are still legal and subsidies make it cheap. Lamb This is the anomaly, basically you can't rear lamb in an intensive controlled environment. It is a hill stock beast so the quality of pasture really counts thats why Cumbria, Wales , New Zeland produce top quality meat .Essentially free range. Organic designation is based on the land certification & a few other details/ compliances. Cheap meat is achieved by strategic purchase and stowage/deep freezing, see super market shrink wrapped legs on offer, they look well traveled & stored because they are, the carcass has been prime butchered for the chops, legs sell slower but require less work so are are traded as a bulk commodity. Spring lamb spikes the markets so cost per carcass goes up.It also is weather dependent and every day counts cost/value regarding herding transport to market and the slaughter has to be well timed. Some costs/breeds are specific Herdwick and Normandy are virtually brands now. We are seeing small breed specific farmers in the Uk changing their routes to market by direct suppling to chosen outlets ,last night we had the niece staying here of a Lady sheep farmer from Cumbria, they make more by direct marketing the product. also their husbandry is outstanding, they designate & rotate pasture weekly & seasonally. The meat is outstanding because of this so we buy 1/2 and whole lambs at a time. Out of season slaughter and Imported meat keeps prices low. Other E.U countries such as the Greece produce good meat, however they supply their internal & domestic markets first as they produce a rangey , gamier & leaner meat due to the conditions, if somebody could find a stockist of Lamb from the Ommolos plateau in Crete i would walk on broken glass to get it. The bottom line is. Slow raised & grazed on a good diet, free range & Organic meat takes longer to produce on more space, so costs more to buy. William Rose and other of that ilk, Moens ,Doves will by large know the breed producer , the farm maybe & even the farmer. On Rye lane try asking the same questions,you usually draw a blank. Imported meat from countries who's husbandry standards are lower than ours equals cheap meat. Take your pick & pay your money. I know where I'm going. W**F Thankyou moos* I slipped on m'cows there.

They pulled the valve and deflated him when you had passed.

gallinello Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah, the intelligentsia of ED have risen from their > slumber! > > In '84 I was a 19 year-old postman, Labour Party > Young Socialist activist and UCW Union Rep. We > used to have regular collections for our brothers > and sisters in the NUM and mining communities. We > all gave what we could, because we believed that > an injury to one section of our class was an > injury to all of us! > > I haven't actually seen too many left-wing > documentaries and I don't need to trawl the > internet; I've got plenty of history, politics and > economics literature - from all spectrums! - on my > bookshelves and, like most of us I suspect, I > carry around a personal, subjective history in my > memory. > > Tony, you were a miner and a printer? My god, what > a popular character you must have been during all > these bitter, class struggles. What with your > forward-thinking, progressive views 'n' all! > > Saturday night, Channel 4! > > In addition they will also broadcast director > Mike Figgis and Turner Prize-winning artist Jeremy > (Dulwich resident!) Deller's film The Battle Of > Orgreave, which features a reconstruction of the > famous clash between miners and police, and the > documentary Strike! When Britain Went to War, made > by Blakeway Productions. > > Open up your minds, and your hearts! ------------------------------------------------------------------ It's times like this i feel so very angry at my middle class parents, for making me so out of touch & stupid. I mean at 19 I was tossing myself off , eating spag bol and riding round fields on an old motorbike for kicks (not at the same time mind you) I used to think being sent to boarding school at 4 years old as cold, harsh & un-loving, but character building. Now I'm having to rethink all that, reading threads like the one above. Oh Blo*dy hell..

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tony for the love of all that's good and holy - > stop dragging race into every goddam thread. You > have plenty to say on it in the other thread - > leave it there -------------------------------------------------------- Please TLS My eyes hurt......leave it out son W**F *Just in case I have summoned the spirit & the Immortal powers of the Canine universe, I wear a fur cloak of invincibility through which jabby fingers CAPITOL LETTERS and underlined words will boldly bounce off me.....by the way*

Is penning anything like rimming ?

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Should we have a windup section? ....................................................... Oh shut up Brenda *bob* starts a very good thread, then you try to wind it up This is exactly why people get fed up, I'm spittin tacks Ohh I AM WOUND UP NOW.......you b*tch *OO* *searches for said new section*

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's more... > > Cigar butt litter, traffic wardens, dog shit, > Dutch artics, stolen cats, clowns, fake CCTV > notices, breaking planning laws, short changing > retailers, false declarations for school > admissions... > > Enough for now. ---------------------------------------------- Miss, miss *hand in air* Miss macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word.......macroban said a rude word....... "Owch......what y'do that for.. I'm tellin' waaa waaaa"

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mikey baby, where art thou , my days are long and > tedious without your banter :) ...................................................... Baby mikey Without your tedious banter,my days are long and where art thou W**F

I sold the rights to Guy Ritchie...

on every bone

A Tazer tale. When I lived in Sussex there were the usual Townie casuals who loved a fight each & every week end, the main protagonist & persistent thug was one Mick Rule locally known as "Ruler" he loved a fight & a bit of ultraviolence so much he set up a club/ pub door security firm (as you could back in the day)so he could pick and choose his targets at leisure. What he really enjoyed more though was the stories & tales after, reliving each fight as if it were a movie & strangely he seemed to respect those who had given him a hiding back. "Yeah like geezer" & "cor that fella clumped me well 'ard" followed by plenty of "likes, an's, y'knows , kind off's, nah wot I meen,an awl that's" stupid really but compelling & brutally funny. Later when things & time had moved ,then glassings ect were rare , rumors of The Tazer were around. People were starting to bring them in from the USA & no surprises they started to turn up in the wrong (though is there a right) hands. On one night out I bumped into the old firm & funnily enough the "Ruler" was there, though now leaner & somewhat more elegant suited and booted, architect type specs & an air of detachment, almost passable as a normal human being had you not known his form. Drinks flowed and the conversation ebbed & turned as it does when in such company to times gone by & tales of old debts unsettled and vengeance's re-kindled. "Ere Woof, feast yer eyes on this" & in a shadowy area of the night club "Ruler" pulls out a black & yellow device, a Tazer yes no doubt but looked more like a tool for an electrician than a weapon of choice for a henchman. "What in god's name are you carrying that for" "To do some geezer, he done me in a club in Brighton so I'm gonna get im 'ere with this...Yeh volts 5000.... Well it's the wattage wot kills ya, but much voltage is very unpleasant too" In these situations sometimes in hindsight you feel you should have left I know but the compulsion to see how this turns out is over riding & in those days well, fascinating. The night rolled on and consumption of * & refreshing cold drinks grew and tallied, tempers frayed and bravado took over.... Well time slipped I was having such a blast , laughing and playing with the old crowd ,bad behavior followed bad behavior of course but good fun was being had. Having such a time of it I nearly forgot natures call, so entering the Mens room I looked & saw down on the floor a suit , very wet sodden in what I realsed must be p*ss & beer & contained in that suit in a near coma lay "Ruler". A very sorry sight indeed but one of which I took every detail of into my head for later divulgences and it did I admit mildly amuse me. What happened was he had gone to the toilet Tazer in hand itching to use it. Whilst having a p*ss the other guy , the enemy had come in , now as most men know being caught in such a way leaves you open and vunerable, it all started to kick off and "Ruler" saw his opportunity to use the Tazer. Oh he did pull it's trigger indeed unleashing 5000 volts of electronic justice, sadly or brilliantly the other fella had his wits about him and span the hand ,Tazer and all and shoved poor ol' "Ruler" into the stainless steel urinal, metal meets liquid and one large shock backfires up the nearest connection & bear in mind he's having a p*ss at the time. He never did live it down, I made sure of that but in one way hats off ...5000 volts up your pipe work & you live to laugh about it another day......... Top banana.... W**F

The naked civil servant

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quite the opposite. I'm an ex con. ........................................................ Which was the last question I omitted prior to posting. W**F

Good Girl ! Now bed & a remorseful breakfast for you. W**F X

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Done You lazy ol' pony Still good cause Grr

Look Sue, I think we have established that The Bakery yada yada is open Now only you can edit the thread to; " Has Blackbird Bakery closed down, no it bloo*y hasn't!" Now get on with it... "Next" W**F *please, makes me anxious every time I read that title*

Yep, another weirdo crawls out of the woodwork. "you all right son, course you are.....yeahh " *rubs head*

You know some right bloody liars & schisters don't you TLS Remind me what suburban utopia you live in exactly , so i can avoid it! W**F

Oh you tease.....god you almost sound normal W**F

Ok Ciggers. WE ALL WANT YOU BACK (That Nundead forum will be the death of yus' now) Now stop it & get back on doo daa line thingy W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 'Crystal Palace', situated at the top end of > LL, was a 16th Century gambling joint , drinking > den and haunt of N'er do wells, footpads and > general Wrong'uns, which was sadly closed down by > encroaching 18th century embourgeisement. The road > was named after this house of disrepute. When the > Crystal Palace was moved from Hyde Park to > Sydenham after the Great Exhibition the road > coincidentally happened to be pointing in the > right direction so the original derivation has > been lost in the mist of times to all but the most > hardened of gamblers and haters of the middle > class....maybe > > Yes I'm bored and have been on the sauce -------------------------------------------------- Titter... I am bored too & working, sadly no sauce....though that might change yet!