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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What am I missing? > Celtic / Rangers SPL showdown Sunday afternoon. > > I have put ?200 on Celtic @ 1.7 Betfair. If Celtic > win title I profit ?140. If they don't I lose > ?200. > Celtic then messed up against Hibs and are now > 3.35 to win SPL. It looks like I will lose ?200 so > have to find a way out. > Odds are now: Celtic 3.35 Rangers 1.4 > How can i set off the bet?. Buy a cheap bottle of Scotch Drown y'sorrows with an offset headache

Yeah "Im rockin" now...we buy.....tra la la

Ms Gillian Watson 56 Knowhere Street London SE22-OMG 2nd March 2009 Dear Gilly It's been a long time so I thought I'd write to you first before calling round to see you. They say time flies but that's not really true because those 21 years plus 2 on remand well dragged somewhat , specially the last 3 added for 'Conduct disorders" I never thought I had a head for heights but getting out onto that roof wasn't as bad as it looked. Did you see me waving? hope you did. Anyway how are you, I bet you have just sat down after reading this, I expect you have been a bit busy & that's why you got your solicitor to write me instead, not surprising really with all that moving you been doing still I like East Dulwich.I know it a little bit from memory, up near the Maudsley that I do know. Well will be keen to carry on where we left off last time. All my love as ever 4 ever. reely missed you. Tony xxxx P.S Got an interview at the skills centre soon so will be a Tradesman soon finngers & toes crossed, is your mum still alive mine isnt ...but you know that so wont go over that again Pps. Are you still agoraphobic after the cupboard game?

H E L L O IS G I L L I A N W A T S O N THAT'S G I L L I A N W A T S O N .........FORMERLY OF SE22 ........... OUT THERE..........................................................? W**F *nope.....................'stamped missing"...........ahem......next..Oh yes Lucan....."stamped missing"...red rum...*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or 'may contain bollocks'. For sure !

jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lenk Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > We're in the middle of a turf > > war. On a global scale. > > > > I'd rather hear both sides of the tale. See, it's > not about races, just places, faces. Where your > blood comes from is where your space is. I've seen > the bright get duller, I'm not going to spend my > life being a colour. > > Ya hear me? Gosh, Like your flow "bro"................really I do W**F

May contain nut traces would be better..............nnneehhhhhhhhheess! W**F *pokes finger into light socket..........ahhhttzz...mmm*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm just concerned about Gary's lack of > imagination Mike. Yes me too, but in these "does what it says on the tin" days what do we expect eh ? In the next ad Tony should have a card saying "Tony Tosspot" Pot tossing at your service (certificated of course) Care of the skills my ar*e centre W**F *p....q....r.....s...ski....oh yes here we go! skills cen.......*

ibilly99 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah I paid ?30 for the privilege of watching him > up close - he reckons he actually saw at first > hand Ted Heath shape shifting... > > "It is often possible if you know what to look for > - especially by the eyes. I once had an > extraordinary experience with former prime > minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including > the whites, turned jet black and I seemed to be > looking into two black holes. This happened years > before I got into the subjects I write about > today. But when I began to meet people all over > the world who told me of having the experience of > seeing people's eyes turn black I knew exactly > what they meant." > > List of Icke Reptilians ... > > William F. Buckley Jr: Head of the elite JANUS > mind control operation based at NATO headquarters > in Belgium which trains mind-controlled psychic > assassins; child killer, Satanist, shape-shifter > > George Bush: US President and Vice President, head > of the CIA, and a stream of other leading roles in > the Illuminati. Satanist, mind controller, > torturer of children and adults, pedophile, > shape-shifting reptilian, and major drug runner. > Serial killer. Nice man. > > George W. Bush, Jr. - front-runner to be next > President of the United States. Son of his > father. > > Bill Clinton, President of the United States. > Satanist, serial killer, based on orders he has > issued for assassinations, sexual abuser of mind > controlled slaves. > > Hillary Clinton, wife of President and now running > for political office in New York. Announced her > intention to run at a place called Pindar. This is > the code-name of one of the foremost Illuminati > human sacrificers and operatives (See The Biggest > Secret). High Illuminati witch and Satanist. > Abuser of mind controlled women. > > Al Gore, Vice-President to Clinton, and front > runner to be the "Democratic" candidate "opposing" > George W. Bush. Illuminati, Satanist, serious > blood drinker. Reptilian shapeshifter. > > Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Richard > Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson. Presidents of the United > States. Satanists. Users of mind-controlled > slaves. > > John F. Kennedy, assassinated President of the US. > User for sex of mind controlled slaves. Probably a > lot more we have yet to know. > > Ted Kennedy: US politician, and head of the > Kennedy clan currently. Brutal abuser of mind > controlled slaves. > > Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State under > Richard Nixon, and one of the Illuminati's > foremost master minds of the agenda. Satanist, > mind controller, child torturer, creator of wars > of mass murder and destruction. Shape-shifter. > Works closely with the UK's Lord Carrington. > > Mikail Gorbachev, former President of the Soviet > Union, now working in the US for the Illuminati > Gorbachev Foundation which campaigns for World > government, world army, etc., etc. Satanist and > shape-shifting reptilian. > > House of Rothschild. Satanists, child sacrificers, > mind controllers, torturers of children and > adults. Guy de Rothschild heads the dynasty and he > is one of the top trauma-based mind controllers in > the world. They are shape-shifting reptilians. > > Habsburgs: See Rothschilds. > > Rockefellers: See Rothschilds. > > Astor's: See Rothschilds. > > DuPont's: See Rothschilds. > > Mellon's: See Rothschilds. > > Dick Cheney, Defense Secretary under President > Bush. Satanist, torturer of children and adults. > Mind controller. > > Robert C. Byrd, "Democrat" senator for West > Virginia. Satanist and brutal torturer of adults > and children. Mind controller. > > Quote added by Hard Truth ?It is money, money, > money! Not ideas, not principles, but money that > reigns supreme in American politics.? -- Senator > Robert Byrd, West Virginia > > Bob and Bill Bennett, well-known US political > figures closely connected to George Bush. > Satanists, mind controllers, torturers of children > and adults. > > Lt Col Michael Aquino, US Military Psychological > Warfare Department: Satanist (founder of the > Church of Set), torturer of children and adults in > trauma-based mind control projects. > > Kris Kristopherson, actor and singer. Works with > Aquino. Torturer, mind controller. > > Boxcar Willie, country music singer. Satanist, > pedophile. > > Bob Hope "comedian". Life-time asset of British > Intelligence, mind-controlled slave handler, and > manipulator of the "entertainment industry" on > behalf of the Illuminati. The "Rat Pack", > including Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Junior, and > Dean Martin were all heavily involved with Hope > and others in the same line of work. > > Billy Graham, "Christian" hero who has been funded > from the start by the top Illuminati families and > operatives like the Rockefellers and newspaper > tycoon, William Randolph Hearst. Satanist, > involved in mind control projects, close friend of > Bush and Kissinger. Bloodline of the Satanic > Illuminati Frank family which created the Satanic > movement known as Frankism. > > Queen Elizabeth II of the UK: Satanist, child > sacrificer, shape-shifting reptilian. Major > Illuminati figure. > > Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother: As above. > > Prince Philip: As above. > > Prince Charles: As above. > > Prince Andrew: As above. > > Princess Anne: As above. Not seen to shape-shift. > > Lord Mountbatten of the British Royal Family and > World War II "war hero". Rothschild bloodline, and > therefore a shape-shifter. Satanist. > > Winston Churchill, Britain's war-time Prime > Minister, and bloodline of the Marlborough family, > one of the elite aristocratic bloodlines of the > British Isles. Satanist. > > Franklin Delano Roosevelt: US war-time President: > Satanist. > > Stalin: Russian war-time leader. Satanist. > > Adolf Hitler, Nazi leader in Germany. Rothschild > bloodline. Satanist. > > Tony Blair, current British Prime Minister. > Satanist. > > Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister of Canada when he > and President Bush introduced the NAFTA "free > trade" agreement, which has devastated the > Canadian economy. Satanist, rapist of mind > controlled women. > > Pierre Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister. Satanist, > rapist of mind controlled women, paedophile. > > Edward Heath, Prime Minister of the UK from > 1970-74 and the man who signed Britain into the > European Community, now Union. Satanist, child > torturer, paedophile, shapeshifting reptilian. > > Willie Whitelaw, Deputy Prime Minister to Margaret > Thatcher in the 1980s. Satanist. > > Lord McAlpine of the McAlpine Construction dynasty > in the UK. Satanist, paedophile. > > Mohammed Al Fayed, father of Dodi Fayed, who died > in the car with Princess Diana. Satanist. Sillybilly are you also "the beard" ? Boy I'm exhausted W**F

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Yes curry porn is a big favorite on here... However dont do guilt..........nope, too Catholic & i'm over that W**F *hoping not to be struck by lightning.....oh should I say that... mmm*

Yeah put green turf on an establishment memorial, then withdraw ?50 quid from your trust fund W o o yeah man

Year 908 B.C If I have to flee the holy land again it wont be in a pair of SAINSBURYs rubber soled sandals..... I mean imagine being cornered by a mob of non believers on the unmade road to Damascus.. ....& with those sandals on your feet you'd expect to be stoned to death.. Err.... am I on subject still... anyway W**F *sky darkens , swats huge locust........& another...ahhhhh more , more , more bzzzzzzz....*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No. The witness protection service. Ohh weird but what a horrible life to end up living... W**F

Well my last one was "kinda on topic" though tongue in cheek......ohh & a biblical theme... and they "still tore my work down" argghhhhhhh you b******s W**F *the tears burn my eyes still........really ohh*]

Sally I warn you now if you fear orderly queues for meat & sundries , baby bugaboo's & an increasing variety of shops then this may not be the place for you..... Think carefully now........I mean there's always Kennington... W**F *sniffs wild boar salami sandwich....mmmm*

More homo for Cg............no really some of my best are.............

No just a general & light observation Tra la la W**F

thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pearcesa Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Thanks Unkle_Paulie for the write-up of your > > meeting with the Manager. > > >... > > Because tax collection from just 4 or 5 > supermarkets is far easier than collecting from > thousands of small businesses. The Beard starring in an epic Ben Hur style MOVIE OF LIFE Scene 1 Beard stands upon a mountain (of cardboard) Wind , tempest rain and darkened skys....his voice booms out like a mistral....vvvvvossshhhhhhh "Ohh you Pagans worship false idols.....the Golden arches......Bury of sains..........and TSCOE.....you think you really do have plans for a nice "risotto" tonight..well dont you........FOOL...not when they make you "want" 2 for 1 pork chops.....no now you really want those... dont you.....................OHH CANT YOU SEE how weak you are .. AAAHHHHHHAAA what next "TIRAMISU" and think it's YOUR idea......NOOOOOOO there is a greater plan operating" At this point a carefully placed can of "Coca- cola" flies across the screen, the sky brightens for a moment, we glimps the golden arches............darkness falls again. Scene 2 The Beard is exhausted , smoke swirls , he is leaning on his crook ...........slowly his eyes lit & in the darkness of his pupils we see the "tesco"logo reversed............ "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" And as he cries the worlds starts to flood....... Kind thing yeah.... W**F

The graphics are rubbish & based (partly) on that "Flimsy" reason they will not get my vote Also as a grateful dyslexic , the logo/name BNP gets mixed up with TCP & NCP with a dusting of BP......all of which just say "YUK" to my mixed up brain ( I was so tempted to write "brian" there ) Make sense? ...no .....ohh it does to me! W**F *eats alphabet spaghetti for comfort....*

Is comrade TLS now considered a "CONSPIRATOR" theoretically that is ?............Ohh lorks have we all gone mad ? W**F *Chases tail..........not necessarily his own ....but chases "it" no less..."

Blimey how many thouuuuuuuuuuuuusand tickets sold.. Go on you MILLWALL ( really i never thought I would ever say that......) W**F

Pulling is a work of genius.........would always like just one more..but ! W**F *sighs in basket..mmmmmmmmm , flic over to "Top gear " on Dave....again...*

OOOOhhh Making no sense ( me that is )

Phoney Sloaneys Now I am doing a job for a real genuine posh person in old brompton rd. Each morning goes like this Me. (Knocks door) Him. "err hello.....(opens door, stares at ground, mouth open & head sideways ) aghhhhh....hmmm...yes" Me. "Hello Desmond, Has...X...arrived yet? " Him. "errr Mmmm yes mmmm sorry, the fridge works...........Err " Me. "Ok..........i'll crack on then Him. "Err ..............Yes .....err...please............mmm do you know an electrician only...." Very quiet really , very british , very posh........Nice really ERRRR W**F