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RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anusol is for eye bags, not undereye circles. > That's why the flesh shrinking works. --------------------------------------------------------- Ahhhhhhh... So that's why I've still got a dark ring round my...... Hmmm.......let's not go there W**F

After.. Trying, spying, & trapping MICE.... I have now acquired a pair of these....CatAssassins "Ooooo they aren't half good..." W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey, if you don't like a thread, here's a thought > - don't read it! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ooooo.... Now I used that line on here once as a defense for my more " creative " postings, didn't wash with "whoever" was in charge But as it's you ....well, who knows ? BTW I do have an I-phone & it's great for me, I also have some "shoes" & they're great too W**F

You... .. need one of these.. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BNWOZbmUL._SS500_.jpg Wow "till receipts" Briquette Maker for Recycling Newspaper & "till receipts" available from Amazon now! To turn old waste paper "till receipts" and card into "till receipts logs " you need to do three things to it; wet the paper "till receipts" compress the paper "till receipts" into a log or brick shape dry your new "till receipts" log before you burn the "till receipts".. voila, free fuel.( from "till receipts" ) Instructions for making paper logs from "till receipts" Making paper logs from "till receipts" Step 1 Wetting the paper "till receipts". Easy as sticking it in a sink or bucket of water for a couple of seconds. Making paper "till receipt" logs Step 2 Compressing your pulp into logs is best achieved with "till receipts" and special PAPER "till receipts" LOG MAKER. W**F

NO.. It's Anusol (piles cream ) that does all that face blemish stuff W**F

Welcome Please add your own hellish life story in the field below ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- ☐ Tick box for publicity W**F

NOOB... OK we'll let it rest there W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've gone right off you Woof. Come here so I can > punch you in the face while shouting "I hate > cliches". __________________________________________________ BOY...( Girl ) What kept you..? I floated this one out ages ago but it sat there stinking waiting for a bite... Hey hum, sure I'll come round and get my face punched ( then can we move on ) maybe it'll assuage some of your rage BUT I doubt it Next ? ( oh yeah, talking of "organs" my heart is breaking ) W**F * sucks teeth, checks nails *

Well... I'd "smash" the person in the face next time whilst shouting "I hate receipts " I find it often works best W**F

http://dofb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/img07-16shin.jpg Not "Mahogany shins" I admit but with a lot of polishing, who knows how "Shinny" they'd get ? W**F

Yeah.... But what's with those "naff" cabinets Blimey, get with the programme & order a skip W**F P.S Are you friends with " Uptown James " by any chance..?

TheArtfulDogger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jamesb Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Evening fellow SE22ers. The wife & I are > moving > > from D'Village into downtown East Dulwich next > > weekend and are very much looking forward to > being > > in the mix of it. Where are the best & coolest > > places to eat, drink, chill, party, etc etc?? > > > Hi James welcome to Downtown.... although not sure > I like that expression.... sets the hairs on the > back of my neck up on end that does... --------------------------------------------------------- I agree Dogger... James sounds like a "bit of a tool" ( as you said in your PM to me ) BUT ..PERSONALLY I'm prepared to cut him some slack I'm sure Mrs B is an "Uptown Girl" eh...? Anyway I'm "cool" here at "party central" W**F

Well.. I work in the lap dancing club "Peppermint Hippos " ( clearing glasses ) and I must say; it's the Fifty pound notes tucked into the "muff cuff" of my female co-workers thongs that I find most distracting. You'd think the bar staff would complain too, but no " Can't see above the navel, so nowt to say me " Like also, the whole cleavage/power dressing trip within the work place goes right over my head. I mean, the perspex fish tank shoes ( some with a fish actually in them ) get me more Poor fish, if they're real ( unlike most of the knockers ) then that's cruel Proper bad, but depends where you work really W**F

Executions ( back in the old "Red Ken" GLC days ) W**F

Now.... Come on... http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070529/xray_specs.jpg "Oooooo nice Bazookas..." ..everyone knows..... "Gal's love a guy in glasses" W**F

It's like we are http://emergent-culture.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/male-female-brain.jpg from different planets ( which of course is true... ) W**F ?

Okay Just to balance it out a bit in the tits vs cock stare out. There are "packet watchers" out there, I sometimes work with an interior designer in Chelsea & boy she is an unrepentant cock watcher however, I genuinely don't mind ,though I do tend wear firmer fitting trousers when I'm going there so as to distract her. She never quibles the quote, which is nice Sadly she has nothing in the way of clevage to offer back but hey hoo, there's always the train home w**F

Ladies & Gentlemen... I give you... W**F

YES... It does Brum, now pay more attention ( in future ) W**F

There we go... Anna chooses the tongue W**F

Brill....

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is a tongue classed as an organ? --------------------------------------- Yes..er.... Well.... I don't know or care but at this moment, I'll allow a tongue in See definition below n. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech. So...."Well done Anna" W**F

Help.... My thread has lost control somewhat I like that girl KillaQ but Lordy Lorks.. ( bad girl ) she of the "painting fame" obviously hasn't been to Willis B W**F

13 ( in dog years ) Dog Likes good food, walks & beating with a stick

Scuuuezzze me..... http://www.irishviews.com/tractor8.jpg "..Tractor comin' fruuu....givin the current climate an all tha'" W**F