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That .... "Winning" song by Germany was written by an english songwriter & performed in english ( with a silly impersonated moc irish twang ) Still, they've got all the pleasure of having it "blared" across the airwaves at them all summer long Serves 'em right... ( Ooo don't get me started on the presenters, he looked like "pee wee Hermans" love child & ... ) W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Insoles are irritating, slide about and always get > lost. Anyone knows another way of making a shoe > smaller I would be interested to know. Shoes have > gone now. _________________________________________________ Inserted firmly in SteveT....? ( we live in hope ) W**F

Next..?

>For many people, the most miserable period in their life is their 40s.< Really...? Oh, am I allowed to say.. "WILLY" * & having one of the best times of my life right now * W**F

Same... ..sh1t, different day (!) * yawns at new era of politics * * again * W**F

Get.... ...them up in the loft, just incase his future son is a mirror opposite & can make good use of them ( never know, it could happen ) W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does this click do time travel? _______________________________________ Y-es..... http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dali-clock.jpg ...we are in a "retro" timewarp here W**F

Oh.... I mean yeah Millwall in the play off ( an' all that ) But the real TALENT is here.. Corey's "my man" oh yes.... "Primark ?12.00..." ( CLICK ON the Watch on you tube (tu) ) ... he really kicks ass & I want him/her to go all the way... ( though where were the "proud parents"...hhhmm....? ) * Tiss...touches finger on ass * W**F

I do like it.. ..& the meat is lean & tender. Cooked over charcoal, tastes authentic. As for the pitta, it lets it down, very average, try harder W**FScoreTM 8.9 However, the Humous is bland, cardboardy & flavourless. It lacks texture, plus they should make it them selves as a house special, even charge a premium & I'd happily pay for it but don't fob me off with that mush & expect a smile W**FScoreTM 3.9 The "Taramosalata" is on the same parallel. It's cheap bucket bought fatty gloop, over salted, even gummy. Really it's an insult to it's roots & better quality is easily available W**FScoreTM 2.9 Lastly, the fat in the chip fryers is bitter & cheap, change it to clean rapeseed oil & the whole taste will improve ( not to mention my arteries ) W**FScoreTM 4.3 In short..... "Hisar" is good but could easily be soooo much better. It's tough-love as I do love you. I just don't like some of the things you do W**F * someone work out the mean average, I can't as I'm fanning myself with a polystyrene container lid *

Enough "Clickk" licking..... Y'er "Hona" let's part the fringed "leather chaps" & straddle the beasts.... http://www.hi-star.co.uk/Jackets/Copy%20of%20bag%20a%20190905.jpg ...get some bones on the "fanny pads" It's time to ride out ( that's what time it is K1987 ) W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah....I can visualise an 'East Dulwich Mash > Cafe' on Northcross Road with people dressed up as > 'giant potatoes' handing out menus and special > offers outside. There will be potato-patterned > tablecloths and matching wallpaper.... > > There is NOTHING like that in ED so it is > definitely missing this food-wise and wholly > relevant to the topic ;-) ______________________________________________________ OOoohhh.... A Sausage Shop & cafe I'd love that... It could be called "Lick my bangers, then take them away" Or "Yes please, I like a big sausage " Cafe & Shop ( like the one in Beckenham ) W**F

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think the Crystal Palace Thai place is Tamnag > Thai, if you mean the obne a couple of doors along > form Joanna's. _______________________________________ Also.. ..if you ask them for "Proper" Thai style spicing, they give it to you the real way Which is nice ( and hot & tasty ) W**F

Cowards... Dave. " Ooo Cambell's back, he's well 'ard " Nick. "You said you'd already "done" him Dave" Dave. "Er yeah, but it's your turn" Nick. "Ahhh, but it's my bath night tonight " Dave. " I'm staying at grannies " Nick & Dave " Let's watch him on the telly then.." W**F

Now look into my eyes... AND PUT THAT BISCUIT ......D O W N..... ( she needs a biscuit I feel ) W**F

Both... ..of my boys can hum the "Archers" tune What should I do ...phone childline ? "And now thought for today ...." W**F * slumps back in wing chair *

Fer fek sake That was soooooooooooooooooo lame... Please try harder ( silly dogger ) W**F "Oi pot....." http://www.chumpysclipart.com/images/illustrations/xsmall2/19_excited_dog_leaping_forward.jpg

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Townleygreen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Are we nearer to Norwood, than Camberwell? > Ciare, I urge you to treat this advice with the > utmost caution. > The nearest supermarket to you is of course Tesco > in Brixton, Acre Lane to be precise. > You can't miss it looks like the housing for a > swimming pool from the outside. > It's a reverse Tardis, inasmuch as it is so much > smaller on the inside as it looks from the > outside. > Good luck. _________________________________________________ Good luck indeed... First welcome to the area ( the others can be so rude ) Avoid the Tesco's above, it's like an unreformed branch of social services. Shop instead at the Upper Norwood Sainsburys, far more civilized Though do buy your bread & fancies at the "Blackbird Bakery" opposite the supermarket Once you are a little more acquainted with the area, branch out & shop on Lordship lane in East Dulwich, we have an excellent Butcher or three, a very good fishmonger plus a good supply of independent high quality greengrocers You also can explore the West Norwood high street, it's lively at times but there are a few gems Lastly, the Dulwich College has a farmers market as does Upper Norwood Whatever you choose, enjoy & if you need anything, just ask W**F * unbuttons muzzle & breathes *

Believe ... ...it or not "we" do the same things too LadyW**F says.... "How MANY times has this washing been through the machine..? " I say..... " Err.. has it " *she frowns, I grin * The other day whilst spraying myself with Avon "soft & gentle" dry oil I opened my eye ( to check it was working ) whilst spraying my face Ooooh that stung "Oh, you have got one red eye " "Yes, I DO know.....thank you..." W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I go for the pleasure whether it was in cat > litter, straw, > Does not matter to real men how the bed is made, > the pleasurable experience in it is all. > > I have never knowingly given a sheet one..... __________________________________________________________ Yeah Steve, nicely chosen words there..... * puts head in bucket & calls for huey * He's one "kinda" guy is SteveT Makes George Galloway seem attractive * sandpapers skin * W**F

Having a "Barclay's" Oh no, you used that one last time Errrr.... How about "I haven't got a license anyway.." Or hope the "beak" supports THS ( slim chance...but ) W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Down filled pillow and duvet, covered with > egyptian cotton just as cate said. > > Silk and satin are all very well but are cold to > the touch, > > linen if you are in the hot climates with a > laundry maid. > > The only linen I use are tea-towels and scrim > cloth for glass windows. ___________________________________________________ Really.... Mr T, we all know you are an old "Brentford Nylons" kinda guy Silk & satin, are these are available at your favorite "by the hour" establishments ? ( I think you'll find it's polyester ) > linen if you are in the hot climates with a > laundry maid. How very generous too, in the airing cupboard..? * ewwwww..yuckky * " Did I just say that out loud ?...no, oh good " *showers in neat "detol" anyway * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > That does sound QUITE woo-ey it has to be said > > > Woo yourself, metrosexual-man - it's what Cate > said. You can't scrunch your face up on them as > you slip right off. > > Hmm, it might prove tricky to gain purchase in the > throes of passion too though. ----------------------------------------------------- Really.. ..even with a little 5 o'lock shadow....? ( giving boys & girls that all important " purchase " ) W**F

I think.. ..two foreign students told the woman in a near by shop, she then called beach patrol Also, seems the 29 year old parent had been drinking alcohol on the beach W**F

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've bought the tickets just need to collect them. _________________________________________________________ Yeah.. *re-reads post* I knew that... W**F

A 5 month old baby ..is taken to hospital with 30-40% burns after a day in the sun on a Brighton beach Read it here I am utterly flabbergasted & dismayed ( but sadly not so suprised ) Discuss... W**F