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Nouveaux riche W**F

Your life is fake Now in these recession driven times, even the deluded are seeing it for what it is Nice Ehhh ? ( Ehhh ) W**F Edited to add extra ( Ehhh )

No.... But there's always "real life" to consider I mean really Wii golf ? no wonder Tiger Woods screwed so many other women Wii Bowling, the real thing is cark enough Is there a Wii, Wii ? where you play a game of "virtual Wii" .....? Other than that try talking to your family Though if you are single then a Wii break will interrupt the porno habit Any questions, please ask Thanks W**F

Adolf Hitler W**F

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have but I could only cram in about 8 inches. ______________________________________________________ Really.. What & kept the other 4" for laters ? W**F

tallgirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The small Sicilain butcher's shop on Evelina rd, > Nunhead does great sausages, go on Saturday to try > his slightly spicy Sicilain Sausages (sold by the > length) as well as his pork Cumberlands. ____________________________________________________________ Really... How does that work ..? " I'd like 12 inches of your Sicilian Pork sausage please " ( whilst keeping a straight face ) Do you know about this Daisy ? W**F *ears go red*

Vesta Curries (oh god , those uncooked spices) W**F

E- Dealers Where did they go ? ( other than mad ) W**F

Jah Didn't it used to be called "Print Village" at some point ? Though see the cars they drive down there at "Stinkbridge" Very "Peckham" wouldn't you say ? You don't see many of those on LSL W**F

Dulux Apple White W**F *shudders*

Bellenden Rd... The stinkbridge between Peckham & East Dulwich W**F

Dave Carnell Very much of his time ( circa 1932 ) almost a Dr Who really I saw him walking/striding down Lordship Lane with a medium sized Roberts radio & a single wired earphone ( in ivory colour ) occasionally bowling an imaginary cricket ball W**F

Shut up.. Just take this blank envelope "It's got your name on it" BTW what band is your "missus" in W**F

School W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Film > > (.... and that's excluding her bonus, woof!) Legal.. I meant Bone-uses Look It's a slags game, add a zero, then another & negotiate Money is no object in this game It's talent & you have it in buckets W**F

We.. Play at the 02, it's a perfect POP venue Narnia,I would like to offer you the job as "Director/roadie of Football" It's essentially running around with plenty of gaffa tape along with other high profile jobs W**F

Fear ( Legal, will you be the club lawyer at POP utd F.C. usual rates apply plus "bonuses" ) W**F

We... Have virtually got a team ( to be announced ) here Manager & staff in place Thanks to all you agents for "selling" your players to P.U.F.C Now we need a "Home Ground" a stadia with perfect POP united F.C credentials to play at... "Gidea Park " is to far north.... "Isle of Wight" to far south... Lets push on to a ground now... Our club motto; " Is that my line then " W**F

Pacquaio In 6 rounds W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle had a hit with > Diamond Lights so they must qualify as well. _________________________________________________ As... "Sponge men" Jimmy, defo W**F

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Us United fans are constantly picked on on here. > It's a wonder any of us are left, the Liverpool > and Arsenal fans bully us so ;-) ___________________________________________________________ Ohhh.. Boo Hoo..... I see you edited your post, did it really say; It's a wonder any of us are left, the Liverpool > and Arsenal fans bully us so I wet my pants :-$ You great big jessie W**F

Andrea Bocelli The blind popera singer is the manager No1 I've bent the rules No2 He's foreign & great looking No3 He has a great sounding name No4 Imagine him giving you the "hairdryer" Here is is singing our "terrace song" http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=a5264ae59cff62c7b02f ( the "pop ups" make it for me ) W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Attila the Hun, old fashioned Centre Half? ________________________________________________________ OK Attila , good though he is won't be selected This is POP utd FC If that classical lot want to set up a team then we'll play 'em But Attila is out My rules, my team W**F

Ohh.. "David Van Day" from Dollar in defense, right back I think Every team needs a right slag of a man with a fake tan somewhere http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2009/mar/24/channelfive-sun W**F

No... Thing is neither was ours at first Though there have been good progressive improvements since Parent power does help W**F