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The Chair Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In answer to your questions: > > No and.... > > No. > > Whilst debates will be allowed to wander from the > defined perimeters of the original subject matter > (much like a real debate), Homer Simpson, bacon > sandwiches and other sillyness will still be > confined to the Lounge. ______________________________________________________ Well...... Ms/Mr Chair In answer to your ....erm "answer" ( where was I...) Oh yes, FYI "bacon sandwiches" are not silly, they are in fact the "SAS' of sandwiches They can break a lifelong vegan into flat out " carnivorey " in days & armies march on them DO NOT underestimate them EVER Indeed...silly W**F

My this thread is going down like a mug of sweet tea & a crusty roll Fat on or off ? W:)-DF

Oh the Irony is killing me..... W**F

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > nob o meter, oh funny, yep, funny that one. How's > the novel coming along... __________________________________________________ Ahhh.... Tired "Daddy" ? I am nearly at the bottom of "page 1" I'm thinking more of a short story now though Really...... W**F

Well.... Not really, muesli actually What about you ? ( this is where you come in Mockers ) W**F

Mockers It does what it says on the box, no ? lounge (lounj) v. lounged, loung?ing, loung?es v.intr. 1. To move or act in a lazy, relaxed way; loll: lounging on the sofa; lounged around in pajamas. 2. To pass time idly: lounged in Venice till June. v.tr. To pass (time) in a lazy, relaxed, or idle way: lounged the day away. Obviously not high brow enough for you now you've thrown your sweaty moderator towel in Must say honestly, my NOB-O-METERTM flashed up when I read your post Leave it to go cold & re-read it later W**F

Oh... When is Waitrose opening then.....? How exciting Waitrose peas, all green & round just like Birdseye but different I ate a whole packet once ( including the plastic ) Yes very , very yummy.... W**F

Well,well... A church or an events company, even maybe an ambassadors ball How very "Ferrero Roche" Yes W**F

*Bob* Who cares what "they" all say & don't forget they are all poor Unlike us, who live in bed sits with a vast hoard of cash waiting to be spent Picture this scene.... You're naked & "working" from home, you have a seizure whilst reading a porn mag on top of the wardrobe Your wife walks in & as you spin through the air you manage to clip the I-Pad which is laying on the bed with your foot You hit the floor, the I-Pad lands on top of the porn mag and hides it perfectly The wife walks out again & shuts the door Imagine the horror of the scene if the new Macintosh device wasn't there, for that alone I'm buying one for sure W**F

No, not working here W**F *snigger*

The Nappy Lady Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am told the John Lewis own brand machines are > effectively Miele so a good buy. > > But I have the ?70 voucher for Comet so can't do > JL. > > Faster spins help a lot but can damage some more > delicate stuff. But you can usually reduce the > speed of course. > > M ________________________________________________ This sounds a little like the VW ad I have a Meile, you'll love it Oh how quiet it spins as we're in bed Talking of which Zzzzz W**F

"Pull my finger" W**F

Well *Bob* Where are we on this one ? I need an up-date on my screen Like " by yesterday" latest W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does this mean I'm in the Inner Circle now? _________________________________________________________ Oooo... I prefer the "Rim" If I can be on the "Rim" then I'm in/on, so to speak I think *Bob* likes "Rim" too I'll ask him for you....! *slips on a pair of red wooden clogs* *marches up six flights of ever decreasing sized stairs leading to the attic, the last flight is bare wood but with painted edges where a runner once lay* *knocks at locked door* "Yes" "*Bob* (* panting here..*) do you like it on the " Rim " ? "Ermm...what right now ?" * the room is echoey* 'No generally, like if you were in a club" "Ermmm.....can I think about it, what was the question again " ? "Do you like it on the RIM........YES or NO " ? I will vouch for him and say YES, he likes it on the "Rim" W**F

Yes... My neighbor swears by her Homeopathic vets That her two dogs & her pet pig have all died within the last year has done nothing dent her belief She also swears that a ghost in the form of a monk visited her one night Oh & then there was the "UFO orb" thingy..... Other than that.......ermm..? W**F

I shall be X dog years older & wiser this Saturday 27th Indeed, I shall try to grow up "some" this year (honest) W**F

Easties EL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > EastEnders Live Mistakes > > ________________________________________________ You mean it's not real life Arghhhh nooooooooooo, the bast*rdssss W**F

ontheedge Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ol' fella is that ( a ? ) clue ___________________________________ Ooooo... Eh, you can't trick me , no I'd get in hotter water for that Anyway, stay in character, you're getting sloppy W**F

Look... The guys really a "bat & ball" salesman of some magnitude He loves to get his balls into or as near to as many holes as he can, as quick as possible So he putted a few in the rough, sheeeeze A bit of "only holes with flags in " therapy, should see those bats & balls moving again Next ? W**F

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > not sure what stringing is Brendan... maybe I am > just not in with the married life lingo > I think it would do more than sting... 'burn like > hell' sounds more likely... ___________________________________________________________ No... You've got it all wrong... It's more like when you put "It" into a Vindaloo first & then into an ice bucket after You know that feeling, not stingy like after a lemon or a grapefruit, no W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah go on...name and shame the bounder. _________________________________________________ JTT Well, I would love to name them but I have been "asked nicely" not to pick on them, so..... (I'm a big bully like Gordon Brown you see, it's all the years at boarding school that's made me ....well, so mean at times) BUT you could guess and I could say "Hotter" or "Colder" maybe ? That way the ol' fella wouldn't feel picked on ( by me ) or victimised W**F

Having a "Barclays" W**F

I know It's my best TopTipTM http://www.stbridesspahotel.com/ W**F

Parents In the school holidays, don't bother tidying up & looking after the children all the time Go and stay in a 5 star luxury spa hotel on the coast They do everything for you Ahhhh.....yes indeede.. W**F

Oooooo.... Well, is Heroin homeopathy ? Because it is natural & it blows your brains so I hear Though it works so well that you can end up selling your Granny to "feel better" Unlike NettleWhipTM. ( it's my very own made up Homeopatic cure all brand ) which does whatever you want it to. Micheal Jackson used to love it daily, well until he died that is ! W**F