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1:34 pm Log fire now lit STOP Beef & Mushroom pie making good progress STOP

Most bizarrely.. I did hallucinate once that I had turf all over my body, well maybe a light "mossing" would be more accurate Though I (luckily )did resist throwing my verdant scrotum under a mower that time Brighton ehh, what a place ( if you seek chemical enhancement, that is ) W**F

to ruffle a few feathers...one area of the bar will be kid free and one family friendly with a purpose built Children's Room. I welcome any questions but not over keen on the word 'hate'. Cheers Scott ---------------------------------------------------------------- No, me neither hate that word Oh and KID free, what as in goats ? How novel "NO GOATS" in one area of the bar, It's a first I'll give you that Good heavens W**F

Who approved that terrible "mock goth" house in the grounds I don't know which looks worse Yetch W**F

Admin said "Stop,It's silly"

Meow...I mean woof Oh, this is getting confusing Grrr W**F

B(6)(!)RING (td) W**F

But... I'm tone deaf and agoraphobic Does any of those qualify ? What shall we call our band...? How about "There's an AP for that" Or "OJ & the Hindley's" Yeah lets go crazee.... W**F

Oh... Run out of "Meow meow" then ? W**F

Sniffy Have you actually been to bed yet ? Just wondering W**F

B:XLL(6)CKS REALLY W:)-DF

Atila-poos Oh naughty boy, glad you're back ( had you gone really , or just lurking in the shadows planning your re-launch ) There was a vacuum but now it's filled again *ears pop* Oh & what's happened to our glorious Gunners, seems we have run out of steam Puffffff....ttt W**F

Headed... PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL Then agreed however, if quoting verbatim "abuse" then Admin should deal with the matter privately Otherwise there's always.......*Dum , Dum ,Dummmmmm* http://maps.google.com/maps/place?client=safari&rls=en&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=coventry&fb=1&ftid=0x4870b151656e22b7:0x4f660f5564f0689&ei=49FvS6WeHIzw0gSauOXXBA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CA8Q8gEwAA W**F

They sell very nice "buckets" though Sooooo W**F

See I told you W**F

Ah... The recession has hit the recreational drug world too The "Mr Big" round the corner to us has hit an all time low in his revenue stream I over heard him in the "Spar" the other day "It's f****g hard out there, no ones buying anything" Never mind, he can watch his 52" inch plasma 'till things get better W**F

The Talma Is it possible to get lower locally ? Not including The Two Brewers ,Camberwell (I mean in this area, Oh yes I've spent a day drinking in the "Granite" in the Gorbals ,Glasgow. That place is a stella journey downward away ) W**F

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Characterized by a startling lack of any 'working > men'. _______________________________________________________ Exactly... Any one knows that a real "working" man is.... "Too busy working" to attend a working mans club I hope that clears the situation up, as it were Yes.... W**F

Oh Ian Haven't you heard of "Deals on wheels" Doesn't your friend deliver I mean there are standards & this isn't Liverpool you know W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A young lady lying on the grass in the park of > Dulwich, > soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to > itch. > She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the > intruder, > lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting > ruder. > She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the > ditch. ___________________________________________________ The tread is for a lymeric CS Is this a Camberwell Haiku ? W**F

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I bet you were one of the army of halfwits who > stayed up all night trying to cheat Lara Crofts > kit off, weren't you Woof. _______________________________________________________ Well... There was a move on "Tomb Raider" where you could get Laura down on all fours and view her from behin.....I mean that angle You know, as in "virtually" but the weird thing (as if that wasn't weird enough already ) was she went all transparent I wonder if the "Double-doves" had any thing to do with my perception in the 90's Certainly OK now though, not in the least bit affected by that.......no Sorry what was the question again ? W**F

I like "Hide the sausage" It's a great game, where you stick your coc.....Erm... Anyway..... Is that on there ? W**F

Well... I used to contribute to others BUT they ...erm ...... OK put it this way, I'm on read only now W**F

Yeah... Come up my way to "empty" your hound Sydenham woods needs a top up W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do not see what is contraversial about those > wishes woof. > > Perhaps you would enlighten us to what you expect > to happen to the seemingly chosen ones. _______________________________________________ Oh... Pistol whipped by a woman in heels, then lightly humiliated for 30 minutes. This is the "Avram Grant" thread, isn't it ? W**F