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I am a sharing kind of person, myself, and mine are not post-piss up farts - off the booze - just general stinky healthfood farts.

I'm a geyser bird Mick my man. Used to be loads of us in the past, but with crappy bland clothes and soppy skinny birds being all the rage - we seem to be a dying breed nowadys. And yes Mr SMG - girls play with dolls, women like me prefer to play with men.

What did it taste of? The worst ones are cauliflower tasting farts in my opinion.

Yeh, I blame it on the post war baby-boomers. People like my grandad left school at 14 and worked all his life strying to make it better for the next generation - the ones born after the war - then they climbed up the ladder of free health care, education housing etc and when they got into power, they pulled the rug out from the ones coming up behind them. Plus loads of them got stoned in the 60's, but criminalised the kids born in the 80's, put their own kids into childcare, shoved my grandad's generation into old people's homes and worshipped individualism and selfish consumerism. Bunch of selfish twats - I agree with you Hugo.

Even the dog has left the room!

Haha, no he's distantly related!

I'm sitting at my computer, being smothered by the stench of my farts, wondering why my farts always stink so much and thought I'd share.

Yeh, that's them.

I am not much of a Bond fan, but I vaguely remember two women who did somersaults and killed men with their thighs. They are definitely my kind of bitches!

Thanks for all the joy they're bringing.

But Steve T is always such a welcoming and genial bloke don't you know Mr MacGabhann?

I use a motorbike lock and that seems to have done the trick for my bike for the past 8 yrs.

Lol

I mixed my cans with my plastic in my recycle box.

Pay my rent, pay my council tax, pay my student loan and dream about a pay rise!

Whenever I give my dog bones he has white turds. I'll save you a few after my next trip to the butchers if you like!

I think they collect early because drivers get upset when they block all the roads, so they can't win really.

Thanks Darling - you always look fab tho!

Yes it is - is near Peckham Rye!

I'd buy this: http://media.primelocation.com/DAJAGR/DAJC/DAJC999000437/PHOTO_03.JPG http://media.primelocation.com/DAJAGR/DAJC/DAJC999000437/PHOTO_02.JPG Smallholding with converted barn and two detached barns with views over Blagdon Lake and set in 9.60 acres (3.89ha). As a whole or in 2 lots. As a whole GUIDE PRICE ?500,000

I remember talking to a sucessful old time bank robber / gangster who had his fingers in a lot of pies and he had very cordial relations with the old bill and told me that it was not uncommon for him and his ilk to grass on rivals in order to take over some of their business if they had become 'too' sucessful. So I don't really think that there was any honour amongst those theives.

Wolfie, don't cuss my old mate Jah or I'll have to set my dog on you next time we meet. He has up the foxes all the time and is dying to test himself against a wolf, especially a big, bad one!

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've heard Purple Sprouting can be a bit > high-maintenance. Mine seems reluctant to sprout.

This all presupposes you have anything to put in a will!

If the person is younger than me (which is more of the popultaion nowadays) - I always use the motherish voice to say what needs to be said but with a hint of youth worker and I am rarely ignored by people doing wrong. It would not make sense for me to approach someone in an aggressive way as they would most probably already have their adrenaline raised while they are doing whatever it is that needs challenging. Engaging someone and making them think about what they are doing would be my intention - not trying to boost my own ego by challenging somone in front of an audience. I've stopped two guys kicking the crap out of another guy in the middle of the night on my own when I was driving past, by making them think of the consequences of kicking him too hard and killing him on a main road with CCTV everywhere. They did stop - and might have carried on around the corner, I don't know, but I couldn't just drive past without doing something.