There once was a poster called Daizie, Who some thought a little bit crazy, She talked about poo, And having more than one loo, Which sometimes made my brain go hazy. But now she is ill, And unable to "chill", Her fans miss her wit, Albeit bum-tit. She can't post at the mo, And we miss her so, And I'm feeling on edge, Think - the state of her hedge! Oh Daizie get well, Come back and give hell, So we can get pissed, Coz you truly are missed.