Brendan

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What is the penalty for murdering the English > language? Do you mean murder in same the same way as I could murder a curry right now or in the same way as the last 8 miles of traffic were murder?

Oh course I realise you were pulling our socks Mick. Sorry I didn?t reply sooner. My wife and I have been out all day ignoring each other.

Where I used to work there were 2 guys who made up a team. Their names were Dick and Wally. I kid you not.

Does yous work for Sainsbury's or summink? Please, not until at least the first week in December.

Well you guys have been a lot of help. This poor chap/lady is going on a first date in a strange area and as if those two prospects aren?t daunting enough you have gone and confused matters more by recommending a range of every possible venue in town. Allow me to add to the confusion. I would recommend the exact opposite to Mick. If your date is male take him to the Gowlett. It has good beer and good pizza. If your date is female take her to Green and Blue as chicks seem to dig it there. Although this could just be me allowing lazy gender stereotypes to guide my judgement on what people will like.

I'm off to Brixton for the day. It's too funny around here for me.

I'm off to Brixton for the day. It's too funny around here for me.

Listen we really need more people to take this sense of humour business more seriously ok. I for one call for an immediate end to these flippant, throwaway responses to serious concerns from the good burgers* of East Dulwich. I fail to see how we can bring back hanging and outlaw Camberwell with this sort of attitude so prevalent. Who is with me? *A type of Dutch watch.

Listen we really need more people to take this sense of humour business more seriously ok. I for one call for an immediate end to these flippant, throwaway responses to serious concerns from the good burgers* of East Dulwich. I fail to see how we can bring back hanging and outlaw Camberwell with this sort of attitude so prevalent. Who is with me? *A type of Dutch watch.

She's for real but she does play up to it and knows how to get a reaction.

She's for real but she does play up to it and knows how to get a reaction.

In exactly 31 minutes quids - FACT

He is manifestly guilty can we just condemn him and go have our tea?

So where does sepia come into it?

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lingua Latina saepe dicitur mortua esse Does that mean, Latin is a dead language in sepia?

Well 2000AD explains the penchant for corrective justice. Bring me my law giver let?s get these crims to the cubes. Hoodie wearing is against the law citizen.

It?s raining at the cricket. They?re having some proper freak weather over there at the moment. I spoke to my parents 2 days ago and it was warmer in London than Jo?burg. Here's an article on the 20-20 series to pass the time. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/england-to-uninvent-cricket-200911162229/

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...Jeff Buckley, from a great height. It's pretty good at eye level too.

Well it depends what you?re having for your dinner. Tweed is best for stewed lamb in short crust but if you want to keep a shepherd?s pie around until teatime you?re better off with a soft moleskin. It all has to do with potatoes and the consistency of the shepherd. Inconsistent shepherds can cause no end of trouble.

Girls girls girls ? Motley crue

My money's on the Kiwis.

They may very well have him tied to a chair in the Irish shop.

Where abouts is Yesteryear? Scotland?

Au contraire, good quality tweed can hold the remnants of a lamb pie up to three times longer than some of the mass produced brands.

Or is that one called a winky?