Brendan

I?m not self important. I?m just more important.

You?re not far wrong quids. You get some unpleasant characters in the crowd in South Africa now and then. I?ve only been to 3 matches in the uk and I?ve never run into any trouble.

I once met someone who had been to Manchester.

At the last election the LibDems were up 9.2% from the previous whereas labour was down 9.5%. Although they still got 54% The level of conservative support has remained relatively static. Probably due to the fact that you aren?t allowed to subdivide the houses in the Village and sell the flats off to first time buyers. Responsibly referenced from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulwich_and_West_Norwood_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

A chap misses one edition of Chopping Board Monthly and this is what happens.

Great. That?s just great. All of a sudden I have an inferior chopping board.

Refurb you say. I wonder if they will address the horrible acoustics in there. Acoustics are important in a pub but don?t seem to be taken into account by interior designers when they get the old beer-price-raising-flock-bomb ? out.

Yeah that was a bit of a rant to let off steam when I was in a bad mood but the general sentiment holds firm. It?s a pity many people are put off by soccer not because of the game as such but because of the nasty uncivilised undercurrent in the support and subculture. That?s not to say you don?t get unpleasant meatheads at rugby matches but they generally get sorted out by slightly more pleasant meatheads or just made to feel stupid.

What about Penge?

Nah the Nissan Figaro index may well describe ED by quantifying the amount of people who would like to be seen as interesting by having one of those cars that look old but aren?t and who probably don?t posses the taste or ability to recognise and/or seek out a real classic. Wealthy people have a Bentley in the garage (which rarely emerges) and a ten year old Ford Fiesta parked on the drive.

Be yourself ? audioslave.

Twas very sharp indeed.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The mechanism that drives evolution is random > genetic mutation - chance. The chemistry of life > happens to be mutable. The universe happens to be > mutagenic. Yes but not entirely depending on how you look at it. The understanding of evolution has moved on somewhat since Darwin. I'm a bit too lazy to propperly support this statement right now but I'll get to it at some stage.

Well it?s a bit early in the day but thank you, I don?t mind if I do.

No it's a type of royalist biscuit.

I still think that the English should do a morris dance in response to the haka.

I?m looking forward to it too Mick. I?m going to don my tutu before the match and head down to the Castle where I will frighten the fecking bejaysus out of everyone by performing the first movement from Swan Lake.

Perhaps that is how they cook their food.

Why does that term always sound like it?s a veiled suggestion of some sort of sexual perversion?

Case in point. I bet he wears a pinky ring too. Do you think he has an orange shirt that says ?pink? on it? The big fucking jessy.

Erhmm. If you?ll excuse me for a moment I am about to forget myself. What the fuck does the twat expect if he wants to prance about carrying a handbag? Did you see the fucking picture? There is not a chance in hell that bag could pass as even the most effeminate ?manbag? (a term which in itself is wrong on so many levels). It?s a red patent leather handbag. Now if this city?s legions of limp-wristed metrosexuals want to cross dress I will fully support their choice. In fact taking a decision to proudly dress as women on a day to day basis would show some backbone and probably be the manliest thing most of them have done in their insipid existence. But don?t accessorise with your mum?s patent leather handbag on your jaunt up to London and then act incredulous at the suggestion that you?re being a big fucking jessy. You big fucking jessy. And while I?m at it. Men should not wear pink shirts to work. Pink is a girl's colour, yah twats. On another point, if you are planning on stealing handbags in the Canary Warf area, dress in drag.

Well this is a rather pleasant and good natured fight isn?t it? Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On the Haka. I'm not sure I agree that the All > Blacks should be allowed free space to intimidate > their opponents. They have milked that bit of > psycological superiority for long enough. If you?re going to get intimidated by a bunch of Kiwis doing their choreographed little dance and sticking their tongues out I suggest you?re chosen the wrong sport. The girls are starting soccer practice on the other field in five minutes.

Compared to London in general I don't think Ed is a wealthy area.

Yeah yeah, alright.

*grabs car keys and heads off for the supermarket*