Brendan

I you guys want to play with dolls that's your issue.

Cool. Who?s got the biggest telly? ;-)

Wasn?t Moses found in a buggy floating down a canal?

Whereas East Dulwich over Charlton is South East for pi.

Guinness is good for pie.

If you?re a lager drinker but ?ale curious? get down the Dog and have a pint of Meantime, London Pale Ale.

I for one agree wholeheartedly. If history has taught us one thing it?s that if you are embittered and want to have a go at someone who you perceive as ?other? from yourself, women with young children are the ones to go for. I suggest throwing stones. They?ll never catch you with all that gear to carry. Mothers with infants ?ey. What a shower of cunts.

Guitar Hero is well fun but it?s not really an, immerse yourself in a different world, sort of game. It?s more of a laugh to play with friends.

I?m going to endeavour to get into this show this year but have to admit I only understood about half of that last post. This must be how my wife feels when I talk about cricket.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I got bored of FIFA games, because basically you > pay for the same game year in year out, with just > a few minimal improvements IMO. Isn?t that the ultimate in realism though? It?s exactly like the premiership.

I don?t think anyone was suggesting that Simon Cowell actually ?exists?.

Did that one girl group really say that they used to be strippers or was I hearing things?

I was thinking the exact same thing last night.* Why can?t someone get sent home and just go, ?Fair enough, I gave it a shot. Let me go back to my relatively enjoyable normal life.? Instead these poor bastards? hopes and dreams all hinge on this one moment because their family is dead they live in a box full of razorblades at the bottom of a pond and their hometown will collectively commit suicide if they don?t win. And that Dermot guy must get so much snot on his jumper. *After obviously not watching this kind of garbage. Ever I tell you.

I think the cgi folks first experimented with a sundial strapped it his wrist but it just didn?t look right. Although, there?s a Robert Rankin book where a lost, Victorian age of advanced technology is rediscovered in the future when an archivist finds that one of the figures in the Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke is wearing a digital watch.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Stillthinking108, tell me dear heart, how does one > spot an Irish person? Do they come in several > different classes or are they all the same? I > hear they are a very homely lot... By their green waistcoats and the buckles on their hats DM.

Back on the American accents thing. I remember hearing once that the actual accent in which the Early Modern English of Shakespeare was spoken was more akin to the rural hillbilly type communities of the USA than to anything still existing on the British isles. So there may be something in using American actors to play British mediaeval characters, like Robin Hood and Jesus.

Kevin McCloud? Of the clan McCloud? Is he that architect who you can only kill by decapitating him with sword? No fucking way would an ancient Egyptian have spoken with a Scottish Accent by the way.

LE your post basically translates to, ?I have a dog therefore everyone else should just deal with what I choose to do and feel the way about it that I do.? Not all dogs are as soppy as yours and not everyone is comfortable around animals which do have the potential to hurt them very badly. It is the responsibility of a dog owner to make sure their dog doesn?t harass people, not the other way around. It?s just good manners and respect for the people you share your neighbourhood with.

The Dobermans are just one small part of all the hugely inaccurate aspects of post-roman Britain displayed in Merlin. I moan about them all the time. My better half find it amusing that I?ll complain about the architecture or the style of their armour but have no problem with the wizard who talks to a dragon chained up under the castle.

Daizie you do realise that your attitudes say so much more about you than they do about any one of your predjudices.

Oh, wait. Hello what have we here. Could be pushing 300 at this rate.

Have a good time, splash out, steal yourself some hotel toiletries Oh and sorry about the ?cookwank? thing.

Bloody people? Having children and pushing them around in prams. It?s unspeakable.

Yeah. Stand your ground.

Will_i_am Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spikes on buggy wheels don't pay for themselves > you know. My kid found your porn collection btw. > Sicko. Yeah ok very well. Now that it's safe to come out of the airing cupboard, can I have my laptop back please?