Brendan

Bloody hell, are they that desperate to have a weekend off to piss it up in Jo-burg.

Way to pour water on the flame there BBW. Come now, blessed are the cheese makers and all that, what.

Upon consideration I suppose people do sometimes just wake up and decide to wreak havoc. Mohamed or Jesus may tell them to. Or perhaps Ares or a tokoloshe tricks them into it.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/johnson-and-windsor-in-wig-sharing-deal--200910022107/

I think the idea is that ?terrorism? doesn?t just happen. It isn?t unprovoked. People don?t just wake up one morning and decide to blow themselves up for no reason.

Sooooo.... Can we cement England's one-day revival with a win against Aus this afternoon and, dare I say it, a little bit of silverware from a win in the next game?

Shouldn?t you folks be tending your offspring and not posting nonsense on here? I think one of them is busy trying to break into my house.

Just one of the mock headlines from the Dialy Mash which once again rings so true: Resumption of credit-based fantasy land edges ever closer "Those who learn from their mistakes are doomed to drive the same car for three years and watch a slightly smaller television," says economist

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Professor_with_pinched_barb.JPG

I don't think so.

No we aren't.

People didn't keep disagreeing with you.

Magpie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know the stereotypes of real ales fans - but > this is time to break down the barriers and turn > real ale trendy. Bollocks to that. I?m not shaving, or wearing hair gel no matter how good the beer is.

First rule of thumb would be to not listen to anything the last 3 posters have said. Not just here but in general. Then just look for the big group of noisy drunk people and introduce yourself.

I have a friend visiting this weekend who has been making his own for a few years now. After 2 years of questionable quality he has now come up with a good, consitant brew. I'll pick his brains about this this weekend.

Stats fro the National Readership Survey. Average readership per issue (I think) from June 08 to June 09 The Sun 7860000 Daily Mail 4846000 Daily Mirror/Record 4608000 The Daily Telegraph 1843000 The Times 1801000 Daily Express 1624000 Daily Star 1471000 The Guardian 1205000 The Independent 679000 Financial Times 430000 Racing Post 185000

Keef a paper snob. Who would have thunk it?

If it helps I do know of a right birch in the area.

I think you may have been shafted.

Yeah, go figure.

It is the most widely read paper on the island isn't it?

You missed off Mother Teresa

Does this mean the guardian is going to be obliged to ?liven up? page 3?

Ceefax still exists. Well fancy that.

Interesting track listing, what band is it?