Brendan

If it had been anyone else the consensuses would be that the cops caught up with him and he got his comeuppance.

If Chener repaint their sign I?ll pay some of the local yoof to vandalise it back into its original condition.

?a sheet of crackleflange, a pepper grinder full of micro dots, a terrarium full of colorado river toads and 10 JPS.

Did I mention half a flask of zipwanger, 3 fingers of pretolycide and a wheel of crust?

I fear if they legalised them everyone in the entire country would immediately run out and buy a bag of skunk, 3 grams of charlie, a handful of pills, some crack, smack, whiz bangers, goof balls, flaming montagues (both colours), and a sugar bowl full of crystal meth. It would be complete chaos, OAPs, nuns, schools children, undertakers in dirty aprons and butchers with cleavers all wild eyed and crazy like, running around the streets like rabid donkeys. The trains would stop running and 10 000 years of European civilisation would disintegrate in a week.

Is all one big contradiction though. Nobody is going to feel bad about the actual taking of a drug and nobody is not going to take it just because it is illegal. They can, justifiably make people feel bad about the people who are hurt in the trafficking though. However if the government made the drug legal the supply would be controlled and nobody would get hurt. The people who take it would still take it and those who don?t wouldn?t. So you go round and round in circles.

I?ve never been bitten by either. Ladybirds are however the lions of the rose garden. Aphids are like the wildebeest or maybe the cattle if they have ants tending them. Ever sat for a few hours and watched the drama unfold between ladybird, ant and aphid on a rose bush? Only me? Oh well.

Anyone seen this Frank add narrated by David Mitchell? Sums things up quite well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66c9mJm2Ewk On the other hand this year?s locally grown opium tea was quite nice.

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > when a bride tosses her flowers Now there?s a euphemism I haven?t heard in a while.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of > any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit. Well I can?t remember a single episode that didn?t make some reference or other to the captain?s log. > An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf > of the entire ships compliment as well. The Holodeck. The Holodeck is all I?m saying.

Although I did first read this thread as ?Who is scared of ladyboys??

I would imagine aphids are pretty scared of ladybirds.

Drunk women frighten me, especially when they?re in groups.

Did anyone hear or have a clip of the Anthem singer at the match singing ?John Save the Queen? ?

You guys go to church wankered often then?

I?m always way too pissed at midnight on @#$%& eve to go anywhere near a church .

Quite possibly a good excuse for not sending them to school at all. Or allowing them out the house near shops and stuff.

I think he summed it up pretty well.

lol! >:D

Perhaps we should request that Admin make it censored like, @#$%&, @#$%&, @#$%&, @#$%&, @#$%&, and @#$%&, @#$%& and @#$%&?

All fair points and I would agree entirely if it had been Andrew Strauss playing a captain?s innings against SA but in the case of yesterday?s match I don?t think they hold up as valid arguments.

Those grapes were sour anyway.

That South African cunt you have as captain is an ungentlemanly, unsportsmanlike etc. etc. cunt etc.

Dane Bowers? Massive bubble? Peckham?

Or you can just petrol bomb every rank bedsit in Forest Hill and hope for the best.