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Brendan

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  1. Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I once 'borrowed' a shopping trolley after a night > out with friends, one of which had a leg in > plaster That?s funny because we once ?borrowed? a shopping trolley and the next day one of my friends had his leg in plaster.
  2. Tits and swords displayed on a loosely historical background. Why not? I?ll watch it.
  3. So, so far we have had a call for the abolition of urban greenery an assertion that there is no reason to acknowledge the separate national identities of New Zealand and Australia and now a call for the abolition of Gyms. I can?t wait to see what this chap comes up with next. jrussel, are you actually the similarly named ex-England wicketkeeper known for his floppy hat, moustache wearing, painting and for generally being a nut job?
  4. Train Spotting pah. Train Spotter Spotting is where it?s at now days. Apparently it?s the new rock ?n roll. Oh and if you have thought about renting that film on the subject, don?t bother. There is no spotting and only one train.
  5. Brendan

    April 1st

    Ahh yes. It is always so reassuring to be reminded about the fact that the backbone of the British economy is largely supported by single minded meatheads. No wonder the national zeitgeist is synonymous with common decency and magnanimity to your fellow man. Mud wrestlers I can see some value in though.
  6. Brendan

    April 1st

    I stopped washing yesterday in preparation.
  7. So this isn?t about how you are going to explain to your husband why an imminent addition to the family is going to have considerably less pigment than him. Best thing to do if you are freaking out from any stimulant is get in a nice hot bath and drink heavily. Calms you right down.
  8. Brendan

    Sunglasses

    RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sorry Brendan S?alright Rosie. Luckily I am not British and am therefore genetically predisposed towards not looking like a tit when wearing sunglasses.
  9. Brendan

    Sunglasses

    The kid out of Shameless?
  10. Brendan

    Sunglasses

    Picture similar but a little too old to pull it off and getting it all slightly wrong and you've got it on the head. Ted...
  11. Crystal Palace Tavern. It's not in Crystal Palace though but on Crystal Palace Road in East Dulwich. Crystal Palace Road doesn't actually go to Crystal Palace. It's all very misleading I know but it's a nice pub.
  12. Brendan

    Sunglasses

    I'm cool me so I already have a pair of this year's stupid sunglasses. I've even gone the whole hock and got ones with white frames. The irony being that I probably won?t wear them as no matter what sunglasses I buy I always hate them and end up wearing a trusty pair of Arnettes.
  13. Brendan

    Sunglasses

    Moos, Moos, Moos, the oversized mirrored aviators were last year, even the year before and before that. This year?s style in ironic* glasses are these babies: http://www.easybizchina.com/picture/product/200803%5C2008324_131510_Sunglasses.JPG *The irony being that most of those wearing them don?t get the irony.
  14. Girlfriend - The Jesus and Mary Chain
  15. Head On - The Jesus and Mary Chain
  16. Better Man - Pearl Jam
  17. North Dulwich Station lies South-South West of East Dulwich Station and West Dulwich Station lies almost due South of North Dulwich Station. If the neighbourhoods were going to be named by their station and the stations in turn by their positions North Dulwich would just be Dulwich or Dulwich central, West Dulwich would be South Dulwich and East Dulwich would be North Dulwich or possibly North-and-East-a-little-bit Dulwich.
  18. I thought rainbow trout was American and brown trout European.
  19. Can I Play with Madness ? Iron Maiden
  20. Well you learn something new everyday.
  21. Hang your heads in shame! I have never done anything so heinous in my time. Although I do have a suppressed yet niggling memory from my teenage years of committing an unforgivable sin against poetry in an attempt to gain entry into a young lady?s underpants.
  22. I'm pretty certain none of the trout I have ever caught or eaten ever swan in or anywhere near the sea. Although I will say that I have never had trout from a pub/restaurant, even those that specialise in fish, which has been even remotely palatable. I think it has to be eaten within a few hours of being caught.
  23. What is a quitchor jibber and why are we jabbering about it, please?
  24. So why are people comparing them in the first place? It?s like someone saying, ?I like football.? and getting the response, ?Well I prefer Times New Roman to Verdana. So there.?
  25. Who the fuck is this wordy, even-handed arsehole?
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