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Brendan

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  1. I have argued with and will probably continue to argue with many people on here and it has never transferred into nastiness when we?ve met in person. Didn?t realise Mikecg was there last week. Sorry I didn?t get to meet you mike.
  2. On that note they are actually in the procurement stage of a Herculean* project to install separate storm water and sewage sewers in central London. *geddit
  3. I know. Shame about the hooves though, they keep breaking the typewriters, or they would be able to bash out the complete works of Shakespeare a lot more efficiently than all those dam monkeys.
  4. Do you mean, Methane? Surely it can be collected in bags or something and used to heat the trams during winter.
  5. dulwichdoll Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And I was also had a PM from someone > who went who said they was called a c*** amongst > other things and wished the ground could swallowed > them up they felt so uncomfortable. Seriously? By the people who regularly attend the forum drinks? I find that hard to believe.
  6. References suggesting that perambulators are some kind of socioeconomic indicator that can be used to measure property price, organic produce consumption, political affiliation, latent racism, class prejudice, newspapers readership, the downfall of civilized society and the onset of Armageddon or any other contrived conclusions other than that they are a traditionally convenient means of transporting a young child.
  7. snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where are the heavily armed posse of psycotic > murderous clowns when you really need them ? They're still recovering from the protests last week.
  8. Failing that we can throw some money at inventing a super efficient means of getting rid of large quantities of horse shit and go back to equine transport.* *This may or may not be some kind of metaphor.
  9. Ok so you?ve pulled the job off. But what exactly are you going to do with a trainload of irate commuters banged up in a builder?s yard somewhere in Nun?ead? I doubt anyone will want them back. Probably be saving the city a fortune in credit crunch related redundancy payouts. So how are you going to shift a king?s ransom in ipods and marketing degrees at short notice?
  10. A gypsy curse, a one-eyed monkey villain and Stuntma?s glorious demise in a failed attempt to jump the No12 in her mobility cart. Released as a musical comic book, heavy on the zapstick humour. Not sure playing trendy-hardcore will be quite surreal enough for this band you?re starting Will. Perhaps something more in the style of, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, would be more fitting?
  11. I see much merit in monkey villains.
  12. Cool. So long as there is a one-eyed villain and a monkey for comic relief.
  13. Kaboom!
  14. There's the making of a cartoon series in that.
  15. Little bits of Honaloochie are present to some degree in all good quality tweed.
  16. Stuntma?
  17. Could have done without the Bee Gees though.
  18. Or indeed, Johnny B. Goode.
  19. And without honey there would be no Waggle Dance or Honeydew.
  20. Dissidents from the surrounding areas will be earmarked for Re-education. - The Ministry of Thought.
  21. Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ontopication: > > Where do we get this 'banking is theft' thing > from? Is it the same place as 'property is theft'? Silly innit? It is the type of emotionally driven, un-joined up logic that completely discredits any valid anti-capitalist concerns someone may have.
  22. Yes I suppose a lap dancing joint would please him. He?s probably getting a bit sick of all the people in robes and organ music.
  23. If you want lots of bumble bees in your garden plant lots of purple flowers. Speaking of illogically making animals extinct regardless of the ecological consequences, I could do without sharks. Some people say I have a phobia of sharks. A phobia is an irrational fear of something. What?s so fucking irrational about being afraid of a giant fish that can eat you?
  24. I know! people awake at 9-summing in the morning. Fucking madness!
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