Brendan

Although arguably?

If I ever had an actual ?homeland? it is now incorporated in what is known as South Africa. I got my first name from my mom?s side of the family.

TheNewMrsH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If it really is that "shit" maybe you shouldn't > stay. It obviously annoys you more than the > "english" See what I mean. They can't even take a joke.

A 747 brought me here. It?s shit. The only reason I stay is to annoy the English as payback for the fact that they have been traipsing around my homeland for centuries.

Been out picking mushrooms Ted?

If, of course you hadn?t just been picking the mushrooms growning on Peckham Rye, it may have been a serval http://www.brandywinezoo.org/images/serval_cat.jpg Or an ocelot http://www.cincinnati.com/postcard/img/photos/ocelot_zoobabyB.jpg Or a similar type of wild cat as in recent years cat breeders have experimented with interbreeding these cats with moggies to create new breeds of domestic cat. So maybe a few escaped.

And the peanuts complimentary? Boom boom.

Isn?t the Castle in Camberwell run by the same people who do/did the Bishop and the Florence? What?s happened to the Castle then? Has it also been flogged to the Pub Co?

Well I'm going to be watching Metallica on Saturday night. If they switch the power off I'm starting a riot.

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > By the way, have you ever seen a fitness centre > where the standard of interior design, in > aesthetic terms, is anything greater than > mediocre? I can happily say that I have never seen the inside of a gym. Or a Jim for that matter.

We once tried to sedate my mate?s dad by putting sleeping pills in his coffee but he rumbled us.

Yeah isn't April 1st, fool's day?

Like you Honaloochie my first inclination would be to wholeheartedly support this idea. However when you delve deeper into the problem some of the possible consequences are quite frankly frightening. Consider this if you will. On any given evening in this great city of ours there are tens perhaps hundreds of thousands of people who don sweats (as I have been informed they are called) or spandex, depending on their age, fitness level and/or fondness for Van Halen and Twisted Sister. These folk then go to gyms which are private allocated areas, where they voluntarily partake in the Sisyphusian pursuits of running on treadmills, lifting weights which fall back down again and riding bicycles to nowhere. It is all quite poetic really. But is it the kind of thing you would like to see going on in public? And what if it was raining? Would they want to bring this sort of thing into the pubs if they didn?t have gyms? God help us if they do is all I can say. What London barman or lady worth their salt would be able to respond with anything other than a Glasgow kiss and a resounding, ?You?re barred!? to a spandex clad, ciggie-dodger, jogging on the spot at the bar and asking for lucozade? Rivers of blood. Mark my words. There will be rivers of blood. So all things considered I think we should treat these places much the same as we do the WI and S&M clubs. Unsavory perhaps but at least they keep it behind closed doors.

Fuck tha Police - N.W.A

(Seven words to work with and you come up with a boyzone track.) No surrender -The Stiff Little Fingers

I?m actually pretty worried about Keef here. Apparently he has the, ?beast in his shites?. Sounds nasty.

What is the matter with kids today - NOFX

Sounds fun.

By about 7000 miles by my reckoning. Trees are tolerated in fact cutting them down is seen as a social service and a healthy alternative to the gym.

oo do yah yah oo oo do yah. That's the Beach Boys isn?t it?

Special Brew was originally brewed by the Danish in honour of Winston Churchill?s state visit after WW2. Not a lot of people know that.

Can I just make a point here? If we have the technology to do something someone is going to do it so surely it is preferable to have this kind of thing out there in the public domain and freely available than the preserve of some corporation or government.

Oi! Who do you think you?re calling ?sporty?? That?s prejudice that is.

Or develop a speech impediment on your day off. It seems to be all the rage.

Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - The Vaselines