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[Jeremy]

Otta Wrote:

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> But just the use of the word bespoke makes it

> sound so ludicrous before you've even started.

Yeah partly that. And also because it sounds like something you'd do in The Hamptons, not in SE London.

[TheArtfulDogger]

It will be interesting to see if there is a market for them, if people are willing to pay the they will survive, if not they will be consigned to the waste bin of ED like so many "good ideas"

Red devil, how was the pine tree experience ? Worth the money ?

[Jeremy]

It seems that there is a "lady gardener" advertising her services on the forum...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lady%20garden

[steveo]

Does she trim bushes?

[Loz]

I saw that yesterday. It took a lot to resist the urge to comment.

[ed_pete]

I hope this person never goes into business...

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1690265,1690265#msg-1690265

[Dopamine1979]

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1689177,page=2

[Help-Ma-Boab]

First we had remote pet healing. Now this. Interesting.

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?12,1695990

[Jeremy]

Great stuff, HMB. I particularly liked

Mi=528 Hz (=6) (Mira gestorum) For Transformation, Miracles and DNA Repair

[Pickle]

Butterfly essence?

[Robert Poste's Child]

That Body Scan with Voice could save the NHS a lot of money. Maybe they could take a look at my dodgy ankle that King's couldn't diagnose.

[steveo]

Is the nerve tuning fork any good for stabbing people?

[Robert Poste's Child]

You sound troubled, steveo. Hold still while I retune your chakras. (Isn't that a mixed metaphor?)

[steveo]

Sorry RPC, not a thing. I think one of my chakras might be down the back of the sofa

[Robert Poste's Child]

If you spot something red down there it'll be your base chakra. It governs the bowels so don't forget to wash your hands.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Is it just me or does the title of this thread http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?30,1725069 make me wonder if they are looking for a cleaner for intimate areas ?

[Robert Poste's Child]

Just you.

[Salsaboy]

No, I thought the same. Fnarr fnarr.

[Jah Lush]

Surely there's a typing error in that post.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Oh no! Another, or possibly the same, guru appealing to the narcissism masquerading as quest for enlightenment of the local mummytariat. In South-East London a gong is never a good sign.

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?6,1724877

[Robert Poste's Child]

I feel action is required. I suggest a group of male forumites drag up, infiltrate and report back. Thinkig a Some Like It Hot kind of scenario.

[Elphinstone's Army]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Is it just me or does the title of this thread

> http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?3

> 0,1725069 make me wonder if they are looking for a

> cleaner for intimate areas ?

If you were truly au fait with the down and dirty you would know that Brazilians are passe and now it is the full baby,

administered, nonchalantly and effortlessly in Brixton. Yo way behind, manchild, wayyyy behind....

[Ruffler]

Hairandeyes must think ED folk have more money than sense 🤑http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1725549,1725573#msg-1725573

[steveo]

She also needs a signer for reversals

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1725756