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[OliviaDee]

you were just performing a social duty then Narnia?

(she said that's what it felt like anyway...)

[Narnia]

I should remind you OD that the only person to respond to THAT add was you. So don't go making stories up about me Olivia & Dee.

[Ladymuck]

Ha Ha

Olivia & Dee

Mick & Mac

Bill & Ben

any more?

[OliviaDee]

geriatric threesomes he's looking for now! you really are fit and rarin to go. perhaps you should post in Wanted?

and i didn't respond. i just asked for clarification in case i was about to miss a bargain on something i didn't even know i needed. cos i hate it when that happens.

[Narnia]

LM.....your name can be bisected if you wish.........but I wouldn't do it. Good idea OD. You have me sussed. How should I word it without sounding too desperate?

[Ladymuck]

Narnia Wrote:

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> LM.....your name can be bisected if you

> wish.........but I wouldn't do it.

Ahem...yes...I don't wish...and I thank you...you are a gent.

Good idea OD.

> You have me sussed. How should I word it without

> sounding too desperate?

LOL!!!

[OliviaDee]

'man just out of coma seeks octogenarian twins for deep meaningful relationship and threeway. Twenty quid. You'll have to split it'.

i bet you could find that on here.

[Ladymuck]

*has choking fit*

[Narnia]

Excuse me..........I've just had to clear up a bit of a mess I made having read that. I think your spot on OD. Is the 'wanted' section though not possibly too full on. What about a deep and meaningful thread in the Drawing Room to lure them in so to speak? I don't want to appear too shallow. I am shallow in case your getting idea's. I just don't want to appear it.

[Ladymuck]

*receives cardiopulmonary resuscitation*

[OliviaDee]

yes i think there are a lot of octogenarians in the drawing room.

and then post 'anyone?' in at least two successive posts like they do in the items for sale section when they can't shift it.

[Narnia]

KEYWORD 'anyone'.........must remember. By the way I've left a treat for you ladies in the Irish thread.

[OliviaDee]

i left you a beauty in the drawing room

[Ladymuck]

OliviaDee Wrote:

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> yes i think there are a lot of octogenarians in

> the drawing room.

Ah you saw my thread then!

[Narnia]

OliviaDee Wrote:

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> i left you a beauty in the drawing room

Couldn't find it........which way is it?

[OliviaDee]

'Narnia - Wild living expert and the foxy story'

(i didn't really but was sorely tempted)

[Ted Max]

I'm kind of hoping the WI thread gets lounged soon enough.

[Jeremy]

There's a pretty good thread about a burglar alarm.

And the co-op discussion is always fun.

[*Bob*]

Early days, but this one shows promise

[Moos]

Just ratcheted it up a fraction for you, *Bob*.

[giggirl]

It's a slow day at the coal face and I need some entertainment. Any rucks kicking off anywhere that might amuse?

I've tried the cats and I couldn't raise a smile at that. I'm not a cat woman though so if anyone should happen to film one of them getting a drenching then that might do the trick. In the meantime, if any kind soul could point me in the direction of some righteous indignation in the main section then that could get me through lunch.

[legalbeagle]

Giggirl, have you tried "Goose Green Playground"? It's been going a while, but there is some quite good "softy liberal hug a hoodie" -v- "string 'em up in the park as an example" type rows on there. Bit late for your lunch hour though, sorry.

[giggirl]

Thank you LegalB - my lunch hour is on the elastic side today. The cat is away, so to speak, and this little mouse is larging it up in a deadline-free zone for the next two weeks. Hurrah. Do you fancy a glass of Messiah (sp?)?

[legalbeagle]

Ooooh tempting, but must sadly decline. I am at home with the baby beagles, who are off school now till September (god help me) and we are waiting for a hairdresser to arrive. Harry currently looks not unlike a vileda supermop. It just can't go on.

Can I recommend the Bellenda Prosecco btw? Perfect in this weather. When I checked yesterday we had several bottles in the fridge.

[giggirl]

LeagleB, you paint a picture of such domestic bliss. Do you have a pie in the oven too? I'm liking the sound of the little mop-head though, can't you leave as is?

Bellenda Prosecco - for goodness sake don't you know I have ENOUGH problems without getting such recommendations.