West Dulwich

[macroban]

It's Sunday, I should be charitable, and I should be able to say something good about West Dulwich.

[dulwichmum]

Go on then Macroban, I am waiting...

[Asset]

oh this divisionist stuff is soooo tedious.

[wee quinnie]

I know! It's got a very nice branch of Majestic wine.

[scor46]

the best thing about west dulwich is that its next east dulwich...

[Spencer]

The Rosendale is the best thing about West Dulwich.

The wine list is excellent and the Ravioli is incredible.

[macroban]

I quite like the estate workers'(?) houses in Park Hall Road (opposite the Alleyn's Head).

[dulwichmum]

Perfect Wee Quinnie, have you spotted the hunky guys in there? They really are amazingly helpful. One of them carried my wine to my house personally. He had hands as big as cauliflowers and no neck! What a hunk. He looked just like Ray Winstone...

Super Scor46, I know, Isn't it just fab? I think that is the best point!!! Sean and Mockney and Keef live there. And I can sneak a membership of the EDF because I am just next door!

Lovely Spencer, I shall go and sample the Ravioli at my first opportunity, probably Tuesday.

[bald marauder]

DM, I didn't realise you were in West Dulwich, I always assumed you were in 'the Village', far above us mere mortals....

[James]

What exactly is the pecking order anyway? i.e.

1) The Village ("chaise longue")

2) North Dulwich ("sofa")

3) West Dulwich ("couch")

4) East Dulwich ("settee")

Any thoughts?

[Asset]

sofa for me.

Where is South Dulwich?

[mockney piers]

1) The Village ("Chelsea Flower Show")

2) West Dulwich ("water features and weeping willow")

3) North Dulwich ("small lawn and vegetable patch")

4) East Dulwich ("2 sq ft of decking")

?

[*Bob*]

The Village - Heinz Golden Syrup pudding (tinned)

West Dulwich - Doughnut from 'Greggs'

North Dulwich - Mr Kipling Iced Fancy

East Dulwich - (Sara Lee) Black Forest Gateaux

[Mark]

The Village - dolphin (on the ankle)

West Dulwich - anchor (on the forearm)

North Dulwich - I love Mum & Milwall (on the neck)

East Dulwich - Japanese friendship symbol (on the shoulder)

[bald marauder]

The Village - Mercedes S class (with or without chauffeur)

North Dulwich - Range Rover Vogue Sport (like Jamie Oliver)

West Dulwich - Audi Q7 (gangsta bling)

East Dulwich - Vauxhall Zafira or Mini Cooper (boosted in number by soon-to-open Foxtons)

[Louisa]

The Village - Afghan Hound

North Dulwich - Bull Terrier

West Dulwich - Weimaraner

East Dulwich - Labrador Retriever

[Brendan]

Nah nobody in East Dulwich has a big enough garden for a Labrador or Retriever. I?d say it is more of a Jack Russel or Border Terrier kinda place.

Oh and Asset South Dulwich = Upper Sydenham. (The next target on the East Dulwich expansionist campaign?)

[Asset]

or Forest Hill I suppose

[capt_birdseye]

St Stephens Church on Sydenham Hill (opposite Dulwich Woods) gives it's address as South Dulwich

[James]

What I don't get is why North Dulwich is south-west of East Dulwich.

[Alan Dale]

The Village - George Best

North Dulwich - Paul Gascoigne

West Dulwich - Stan Collymore

East Dulwich - Robbie Savage

[Annasfield]

There appear to be quite a few Weimeraners in East Duwlich

[Brendan]

I?ve only seen the one. I think he runs a pub.

[James]

The Village - Waitrose

North Dulwich - M&S food hall

West Dulwich - Sainsbury's

East Dulwich - Iceland/M&S (delete as applicable)

[ClareC]

I have seen at least 6 different ones in ED including Clarence who runs the Bishop :))