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It is quite clear that Keef is by far and away THE most popular forumite. Any sign of dissent stimulates the forum to immediate coordinated acts of defence. Any debate about Keef promotes a fountain of positive energy.


So, having been watching alot of TV about India and Hindus of late; I propose that we promote Keef to the pantheon of Gods and worship him.


The CPT could become the Temple of Keef.

Fear n' Loathing could become his Head Priest and I suggest Bagpuss as Hand-Maiden in Chief (THIS is what you have being saving yourself for Bagpuss). Barry Road and other CPT regulars could take on ceremonial positions.


Our holy day could be the first Friday of every month when we meet to make offerings of libations and chant the holy mantra - "And yours is .....?".


I envisage effigies of THE BLESSED ONE, showing him with alot of arms - and in each hand he holds a pint-pot.

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Mark Wrote:

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> can Keef's heaven beat the FSM's heaven where

> there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory?

> Who cares? Let's just go to both where I'm sure

> there'll be a pool table and Man Utd will be in

> the Rymans League


You can count me in then. Should we worship with foaming pints at the CPT?

shaman Wrote:

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> Has the village shaman I could arrange his rituals

> and feasts understand he is of good blood line,

> hey cousin oops!


Indeed cousin. I had been keeping that quiet since you told me, as thought you might want to remain anon... Don't worry, I shall keep your identity to myself ;-)

As I said, you have to match my salary :))


I think Keef's godly power should be along the lines of pointing at a pint of Grolsch, which then miraculously becomes a Grolsch top.


All these new appointments are going to make Candice's job a lot easier. Maybe we should put her in charge of the holy ladder that leads from Sydenham to the CPT?

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