Prizes from the W**F Lottery

[Sue]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> SUE

>

> There is an "in Nidd" rule here

>

> ( it's a strange place too, even in the W**F world

> it's somewhat odd )

>

> Just pling your numb-ers over & see what sticks

>

> ( gawd, she's punchy :) )

>

> Thanks for playing though

>

> W**F

xxxxxxx

Sorry guess I must be much thicker (or maybe just older :-S ) than I thought, I'll send the hospice a donation anyway but I don't understand the rules of this game at all :-$

What's plinging my numbers over? :-$ Where? :-$

What's In Nidd? :-$

Maybe I'll just go to bed with a nice mug of cocoa.

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Hey Woof, Woof, WHEN???

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Soon my sweet

Very SOON

* squeezes stone *

W**F

[RosieH]

Tell it to the judge!

[woofmarkthedog]

OK

Sue

Choose any 2 numbers, if they've gone can I give you a nearest to those numbers & put those in to the draw for you

( they've got as good a chance as any in the draw )

Just choose, I'll do the rest

( In "nidd" is a bit like sliding down the snake as opposed to climbing the ladder, silly but fun :)))

W**F

[Sue]

OK ....

343

47

If they've gone just stick a pin in your list :))

[woofmarkthedog]

Thanks Sue

I'll trawl the list in the morrow

Sweet dreams & thanks for donating

* sprinkles fairy dust *

W**F

[louisiana]

Put me down for

242

96

Ta!

[Terry Thomas esq]

I say woofie old chap, what a bounder

are you running a bit of scam on the lovely ladies of ED here, all this promise and no delivery, bad show old fellow, you really must visit my 'school for Scoundrels' to get some real instructions old boy

I say any chance of 1911 by the way, sorry old chap a bit shy on the old cash flow at the moment, but that fellow over there will vouch for me.. must dash

[woofmarkthedog]

Terry Thomas esq Wrote:

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> I say woofie old chap, what a bounder

>

> are you running a bit of scam on the lovely ladies

> of ED here, all this promise and no delivery, bad

> show old fellow, you really must visit my 'school

> for Scoundrels' to get some real instructions old

> boy

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Oh good ...

Nice to see you back " Terry "

I know I've huffed & I've puffed about blowing this lotto down

Though this little piggy isn't running a scam, just trying to squeeze every last player & donation out of it

So cool your heels, the end is nigh

1911 is yours

W**F

>

> I say any chance of 1911 by the way, sorry old

> chap a bit shy on the old cash flow at the moment,

> but that fellow over there will vouch for me..

> must dash

[Terry Thomas esq]

I say

never been away woofie old bean

I think you are mistaking me for some other bounder, friend of yours maybe ?

awfully kind of you for the number, now where do I put the 10 shilling note to ensure I win the champers old chap ?

[????]

woof...you talking to yourself again?

[woofmarkthedog]

???? Wrote:

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> woof...you talking to yourself again?

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No but ol' Tezza ...

He smells so familiar but hand on heart there's only one me on here

( jeez & that's enough, even I know that )

Now ????? I know this thread isn't dirty gambling enough but ...

Give me your numbers, then we can finally put this lottery to bed

* drums fingers on table *

W**F

[Jah Lush]

I believe I only have one number (52) so if there's a bonus ball going can I have number 10 please?

[louisiana]

Whenever I see the word W**F, my poor brain unfortunately interprets this as What The F**k.

Is there a cure?

[TheArtfulDogger]

WooF are you saying tel smells like teen spirit ?

[jamesb]

1975 and 25 please W**F.

Happy Friday :)

[baglady]

Hi,

Could i have 2222 and 2 please.

Thanks

[karter]

i have 2 already i'm afraid baglady, allocated to me by ladymuck. Hope WOOF is keeping track. I'm sure he is. Keep it up mate, you know what i mean.

[woofmarkthedog]

Dearest Players

I will be cracking on this afternoon with who's got what

( having just got back from deepest,darkest & internet free Sussex )

"Mwah"

What the W**F

[katie1997]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Dearest Players

>

>

>

>

> I will be cracking on this afternoon with who's

> got what

hurrah, thank you for doing this (tu)

> ( having just got back from deepest,darkest &

> internet free Sussex )

hmmm, likely excuse ... Svalbard, yes. Stornoway, yes. Sussex ..... ? ;-)

> "Mwah"

>

> What the W**F

:))

[Narnia]

I'm sure you mean numbers not prizes W**f!

[dita-on-tees]

Can I have 1777?

I will make a donation too. Id offer to donate a 30 min Burlesque dance into the prize pot but the reality is thats a sh1t prize!

thank you

D

[Ladymuck]

dita-on-tees Wrote:

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> I will make a donation too. Id offer to donate a

> 30 min Burlesque dance into the prize pot but the

> reality is thats a sh1t prize!

Hey don't put yourself down...after last night's performance...

Jesus, my stomach still hurts! xx

[dita-on-tees]

ha ha :-$

[Ladymuck]

No no no! I meant it as a compliment! You were brilliant...I'd have paid big bucks for a performance like that. You are clearly a woman of many talents.